Polls & Surveys (Entertainment & Music) - 9 November 2006

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?

"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."

2006-11-09 11:55:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Is there...?

a pauly fan club?

2006-11-09 11:55:16 · 12 answers · asked by Queen of the Wicker People 2

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should i tell someone about my friends' condition?

she eats dirt and i don't know if i should tell her parents so she can get medication. she also likes tuna. WHO LIKES TUNA?

2006-11-09 11:54:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

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What makes a person's questions interesting to you?

♥

2006-11-09 11:54:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Mean thing to do....?

I snuck out of my moms house in the middle of the night without telling her,that was 4 days ago, and she or my grandma or any1 else in my family kno dont where im at, I just turned 18 2months ago so they cant put me as a missing child, they keep leaving messages,but I still havent told them where I am, its a payback for my mom, shes a total wiiiiiiatch

2006-11-09 11:52:30 · 17 answers · asked by a36dbabydoll 1

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Lady's married or living with someone do you find it sexy when?

I was at a lady's only party and the hostes asked what our spouse does that turns us on.I said the dishes. How abou you? Or am I the only one that finds it sexy when my husband does the house work?

2006-11-09 11:52:26 · 7 answers · asked by blue_eyed_brat78 4

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Has anyone ever sarcastically said "you want a cookie?" and you actually wanted one?

2006-11-09 11:51:35 · 19 answers · asked by hmbn 4

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Who do you want to win Dancing With The Stars?

Now that Mario Lopez and Emmit Smith are the final two. I want Mario Lopez to win now that Monique or Willa can't win.

2006-11-09 11:51:03 · 12 answers · asked by Stormhaley of Steelers 4

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Do you think Joey should of been kicked off of Dancing With The Stars?

2006-11-09 11:49:08 · 5 answers · asked by Stormhaley of Steelers 4

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Are you looking forward to Friday coming Tomorrow?

2006-11-09 11:48:21 · 33 answers · asked by Stormhaley of Steelers 4

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Are you easily persuaded by flattery?

Did I mention you look absolutely fantastic? ;)

2006-11-09 11:47:24 · 31 answers · asked by hmbn 4

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ok real question?

ok dover tell me why young men need to die in iraq while fatcats sit and collect money????? silly questions make the world a less scary place so if I bore you with my silliness you bore me with crap reasons that people must die in a needless war .....................Dover this is for you *kisses and hugs*
paul

2006-11-09 11:46:28 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

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I am leaving for a little while. When I stand to walk out the door.....?

are you going to be enjoying the view? lol

2006-11-09 11:44:08 · 19 answers · asked by bown 4

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Polls & Surveys - 9 November 2006

What do you think about this?

Do you have any natural talent(s)?

could you throw an old lady in a wheelchair down a flight of stairs?

Why are ugly people so jealous of me?

Do you tend to question other peoples motives more often than not?

Do you prefer singles, pairs, clusters, or bunches?

who else thinks that icp is totally STUPID?or whut do you think about icp?

when i comes to their music NOT their actions who do you prefer jamie foxx or r.kelly?

IF YOU HAD A LIST OF THINGS THAT YOU JUST HAD TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE WHAT WOULD be ON THAT LISTall of them?

if Fed X and UPS were to merge together, would they be called "Fed Up"?

What do u ppl think bout Justin Timberlake?

Can you look at my 360 and tell me that Kevin Federline isn't the hottest white boy you've ever seen?

What is the most interesting thing you have seen written on a bathroom stall wall?

Do you like to have spice in your life or do you prefer sugar?

Do you Find this Hot? (Very Funny)?