Polls & Surveys - 9 November 2006

i am just like a little kid i luv snow ball fights they are just sooooooooo much fun!!!!!!!!

2006-11-09 00:55:19 · 14 answers · asked by sexychick 1

2006-11-09 00:54:39 · 9 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4

2006-11-09 00:53:09 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-09 00:53:01 · 14 answers · asked by S 4

2006-11-09 00:49:55 · 10 answers · asked by S╠╣ЭZADAAa™ 2

i quit October 9th at 11:30 am.

i will not have a smoke to celebrate, lol!

2006-11-09 00:49:46 · 26 answers · asked by SallyC 6

2006-11-09 00:49:40 · 18 answers · asked by ? 5

or do you just open them up and look for money?

2006-11-09 00:48:17 · 14 answers · asked by Boo Boo 4

2006-11-09 00:47:07 · 11 answers · asked by Boo Boo 4

2006-11-09 00:46:18 · 33 answers · asked by Boo Boo 4

Just wonderin'...*thanks alot*

2006-11-09 00:45:22 · 10 answers · asked by *toona* 7

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home with her. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured his ashes out on the counter. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him.

"Irving, you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money."

"Irving, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money."

"Irving, you know that emerald necklace you promised me? I bought it, too, with the insurance money."

Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving, remember that blow/job I promised you? Here it comes..."

2006-11-09 00:43:52 · 20 answers · asked by Citizen 1

(Yahoo tried to suggest I post this in the "Travel" category) lmao

2006-11-09 00:42:56 · 27 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4

It won't come off

2006-11-09 00:38:33 · 23 answers · asked by bill clinton 1

2006-11-09 00:31:19 · 12 answers · asked by cece2007cutie 2

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground, when he finally gets himself to the doctor.

He says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin in every way."

The doc said , "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."

So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage, and wired it all together; an impressive work of art.

The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries, and on his honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he saw them.

She says, "You are my FIRST, no one has ever touched these breasts."

He whips down his pants and says... " Look at this, it's still in the CRATE!"

2006-11-09 00:30:09 · 27 answers · asked by Citizen 1

and he doesn't know it
but does his big feet show it

2006-11-09 00:28:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

It should not be 'hard metal' or 'punk' . It should be soft with a nice flow of music .
Pls tell me the singer's name also .

2006-11-09 00:25:50 · 11 answers · asked by Andy 1

and a girlish giggle in your heart

2006-11-09 00:25:30 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-09 00:22:38 · 30 answers · asked by BokBok 2

2006-11-09 00:21:29 · 9 answers · asked by Me luv u long time 5

2006-11-09 00:21:10 · 23 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4

2006-11-09 00:17:05 · 18 answers · asked by bill clinton 1

2006-11-09 00:15:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

When I was younger, I stuck my index finger in a catfish's mouth, and it closed its mouth... It freaked me out! I haven't gone near a catfish head since... :-)

2006-11-09 00:15:11 · 26 answers · asked by misery 7

The top six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as

"If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.

2006-11-09 00:13:46 · 15 answers · asked by Citizen 1

2006-11-09 00:12:37 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-09 00:11:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

can I be popular again???

2006-11-09 00:09:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-09 00:08:10 · 17 answers · asked by pitterpatter47 5