A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home with her. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured his ashes out on the counter. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him.
"Irving, you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money."
"Irving, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money."
"Irving, you know that emerald necklace you promised me? I bought it, too, with the insurance money."
Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving, remember that blow/job I promised you? Here it comes..."
2006-11-09 00:43:52 · 20 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2006-11-09 00:44:16 · update #1
OMG! That was cold...but great!!
2006-11-09 00:49:24 · answer #1 · answered by T.G. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha good one
2006-11-09 00:48:58 · answer #2 · answered by Colin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny a good one
2006-11-09 00:55:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-11-09 00:47:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-11-10 00:54:09 · answer #5 · answered by Time@ Time 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha !
That is a good one.
2006-11-09 01:06:22 · answer #6 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like he's in a better place now.
2006-11-09 01:05:14 · answer #7 · answered by Hando C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny
2006-11-09 00:47:21 · answer #8 · answered by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was really funny!!
2006-11-09 01:33:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your girlfriend sounds nice,you shouldn't cheat on her.
2006-11-09 01:16:59 · answer #10 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not to bad...lightened my day a little after work.I needed that
2006-11-09 00:48:48 · answer #11 · answered by cyborg_2099 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋