A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
2006-11-09 11:55:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
that is soooo funny
2006-11-09 12:08:04 · answer #1 · answered by cathy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-11-09 11:59:05 · answer #2 · answered by grayjj04 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's very hot that you are courageous enough to tell a bad joke.
2006-11-09 13:53:00 · answer #3 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No...put that over in the "Jokes & Riddles" category.
2006-11-09 11:57:45 · answer #4 · answered by {{birthday girlie}} 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
love it
2006-11-09 12:44:58 · answer #5 · answered by crazyme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2006-11-09 12:00:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLz
2006-11-09 11:57:28 · answer #7 · answered by MyzTeKe™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol this is hot
2006-11-09 12:00:00 · answer #8 · answered by kellee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee hee! ^_
2006-11-09 12:01:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is " flush the hydrants" funny! Thanks for the laugh.
2006-11-09 12:00:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋