Polls & Surveys - 8 November 2006

An entire season without baseball
An entire season without football
An entire season without basketball
An entire season without Hockey

2006-11-08 09:58:37 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-08 09:58:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-08 09:58:21 · 4 answers · asked by aureliusrocker 2

2006-11-08 09:57:21 · 14 answers · asked by RNM 4

2006-11-08 09:57:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.

She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.

"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."

2006-11-08 09:54:56 · 28 answers · asked by Citizen 1

MINES- SEPTEMBER 17

2006-11-08 09:53:54 · 75 answers · asked by Gina 2

I don't think we'd get away with it though, do you?

2006-11-08 09:53:47 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-08 09:53:21 · 8 answers · asked by BUTT BREATH 1

2006-11-08 09:51:49 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Your Loving Husband.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

2006-11-08 09:51:33 · 21 answers · asked by Citizen 1

I have cats and I also have hampsters. I have a beta fish at my office.

2006-11-08 09:50:22 · 42 answers · asked by Mia 4

2006-11-08 09:48:59 · 67 answers · asked by RNM 4

2006-11-08 09:48:56 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-08 09:48:33 · 14 answers · asked by BUTT BREATH 1

guys seem to gravitate more to the skiny girls.What r they thinking?. what's wrong with a lot of junk in the trunk?

2006-11-08 09:46:18 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

Minus the bear(absolutely love them)
Deftones(also love)
Saosin(also love)
Keane(also love)
Bloc Party(absolutely love them)
Underoath(also love)
Silverstein(absolutely love them)
Boy kill boy(absolutely love them)
OKGO(absolutely love them)
We are scientists(also love)
Hard-fi(absolutrely love them)..........?

2006-11-08 09:45:58 · 18 answers · asked by Mariel L 1

Well I can see you got your eye on this ole cowboy
and I can tell you never had one for your own,
no you never been around one
now your thinkin' that you found one
and it might be kinda fun to take him home.

Thanks- Chris Ledoux

2006-11-08 09:44:23 · 10 answers · asked by cowboyslikeazz 2

2006-11-08 09:44:07 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous

Which do you prefer if you go to school early in the morning?

2006-11-08 09:43:59 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-08 09:42:31 · 20 answers · asked by cool nerd 4

2006-11-08 09:42:20 · 24 answers · asked by a1000_desert_roses_bloom 1

2006-11-08 09:41:00 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-08 09:40:40 · 17 answers · asked by BUTT BREATH 1

2006-11-08 09:40:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-08 09:40:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

We still have ice cream trucks going down the street! It is November!

2006-11-08 09:37:46 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

Beef? i handle mine, when i get my hands on nines, like a famous person i shine, except with me its with my grind, sellin crack and packin the mac, puttin snitches down on they backs. Girls screamin my name like ladies relax! you all gonna get ya turn, like usher, let it burn! i say when im rollin my blunts, puttin a hurtin on fine ladies K u n t s.
I got yellow diamonds in my ears, call them lemon heads, lemon red, iced out like winnipeg. I break ya leg, more than tipsy, consumed half a keg me and my homie craig, from the east side, where we ride, and yall cowards hide when i come through on the block, nah im not a commercial artist like young joc, i keep it real, i keep tha deal, not with interscope but with the streets, where we packin the heat, cookin up raw, meat on the grill, your blood will spill if ya snitch from me, you'll end up in the ditch from me. Listen to what i say, get rich from me, sellin drugs, bumpin mugs, on paroll since 1994 i commit the crimes...

2006-11-08 09:36:05 · 15 answers · asked by Silly Big Man 1

2006-11-08 09:35:58 · 16 answers · asked by Mia 4

2006-11-08 09:35:57 · 24 answers · asked by I think... 6