2006-11-08 09:40:40 · 17 answers · asked by BUTT BREATH 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
no, but i wish i could
2006-11-08 09:42:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I too happen to be a lady...
...so much so that even a natural fart trying to part from me IS going to be strongly and violently suppressed !! - and only escapes when I'm sure the nearest human being is miles away, then I fwirl a little nicely packaged neat flowery non-noisy lady-like one!! ...and NO I do not stick around to see if it actually smells flowery...gasp!!
2006-11-08 17:58:33 · answer #2 · answered by SUGA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ladies do not fart!!!
I have heard of a few (very few) by some genetic fault, fluff once in a while!
2006-11-08 17:44:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Before or after eating Taco Bell?
2006-11-08 17:43:07 · answer #4 · answered by I Am Legend 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but if you would like, I can give you an address where they will teach "you" how to do this. It's called State Prison. They would be more than willing to teach you. And just by your question, I would venture to say, you're a great candidate.
2006-11-08 17:47:27 · answer #5 · answered by Republican!!! 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you're constantly gassed up, I'm sure you can fart on demand.
lol!
2006-11-08 17:43:51 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have never farted in my entire life. I am a lady.
(blush)
2006-11-08 17:42:33 · answer #7 · answered by svmainus 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No that is something that I try to keep from doing..
2006-11-08 17:44:03 · answer #8 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure...every time i hear a hillary speech i want to break wind.
2006-11-08 17:42:22 · answer #9 · answered by koalatcomics 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no and won't pop a right butt cheek trying
2006-11-08 17:42:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, I can see how that could come in handy though.
2006-11-08 17:44:10 · answer #11 · answered by ♥Gïrl¥♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋