One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.
"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
2006-11-08 09:54:56 · 28 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL, u are toooooooo funny
2006-11-08 09:56:00 · answer #1 · answered by MyzTeKe™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snow Days
A heavy snowstorm closed the schools in one town. When the children returned to school a few days later, one grade school teacher asked her students whether they had used the time away from school constructively.
"I sure did, teacher," one little girl replied. "I just prayed for more snow."
Peace,
Hope
2006-11-08 10:00:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must say that is the best joke I have heard all week. I'm a waitress, the fellas are gonna love this one!
2006-11-08 09:58:43 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol but it is more than likely true for the nursing homes that care
2006-11-08 10:07:41 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a very nice laugh at a time when I needed one. Thank you
2006-11-08 09:56:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo got jokes eh?
2006-11-08 09:57:02 · answer #6 · answered by tallblackchick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha....great to see someone with a sense of humour like mine......that's great....Ha Ha Ha
2006-11-08 09:59:44 · answer #7 · answered by Whoops 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but it was a cute joke
2006-11-08 09:56:19 · answer #8 · answered by crystal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like home.......funny funny
2006-11-08 10:00:46 · answer #9 · answered by pikeruss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok....
even thoughthe thught of an elderly women farting is totally discusting!!!!!
2006-11-08 09:59:42 · answer #10 · answered by *BoNitA ChIcA* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋