2006-11-08 09:58:21 · 4 answers · asked by aureliusrocker 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My friend Dina is the queen of saying dumb things. There are two I can narrow it down to.
1st. We were drinking slurpies and everything was quiet. She stopped with this dumbfounded look on her face and said "wow now I know why they call the slurpies" wow.
2nd. One day she called me and said she was really amazed she had just figured something out. So of course I ask what it is and she tells me she was driving and she had just figured out what the sign on your side mirrors "object in mirror are closer than they appear" that the objects are closer than you think.
She never ceases to amaze me.
2006-11-08 10:49:01 · answer #1 · answered by Me, again 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the officer came to my home, and I WANTED to file a report (My ex and an adult child just recently burglarized my residence), and this officer said:
"Well, I don't think I can take a report ... because he (the ex) is your 'guest' ..."
GUEST? An Ex-Husband of approximately a Decade and Half Ago, who DEFINITELY was convicted of Abusing Me, the Children, Had Theft Conviction, Stole My Identity ... and I had Perm Restraints out of Divorce against him?
AND ... I already kicked the Adult Child that helped him burglarize my residence OUT because that child had ASSAULTED me and I filed a Report on the incident (and DEMANDED charges be filed)!
I had to pretty much DEMAND and SCREAM -- "TAKE That BIN INTO EVIDENCE -- it is HIS Handwriting on the BIN -- NOT mine, he DEFINITELY had to ENTER my HOME, Walk Through it, Open my Garage Doors from INSIDE the home (because I only have one controller -- in MY possession), lined the bins up because he was NOT finished with his thieving ..." and ...
THERE IS NO DOUBT that it was HIM and the Adult Child -- the Damage to the HOME was VERY FAMILIAR ... as it was the same thing that I patched and repaired numerous times before.
'GUEST'? I DO NOT THINK SO!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-08 10:09:07 · answer #2 · answered by sglmom 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
my friend was telling me about her baby sitting this autisic boy and he poured his goldfish on a pile of socks and fell asleep on them and i said what did u do with the goldfish she said well i threw them away i was like omg did they die!? she said they were crackers..haha i thought they were actually fishys
2006-11-08 10:02:19 · answer #3 · answered by Hollywood.Bby<3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a guy said my house was too hot, could he take his pants off..
2006-11-08 09:59:36 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋