Too Scary or Too Funny?

Question

An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Your Loving Husband.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

Answer 1

Hilarious! Loved it!

Answer 2

Hillphuckinglarios

Answer 3

Funny! And since you like the "religious theme" how about this one;
A bus load of nuns crash and go to heaven when they get to the gates St Peter asks "have any of you had contact with a penis "the first nun says" I touched one with my finger once",St Peter says "dip it in the holy water" he asks the second nun, se says"I fondled one" ,"then put it in the holy water" he "says .Suddenly a nun pushes her way to the front. St Peter says why are you pushing in "she says well I want to rinse my mouth out before Sister Mary sticks her a@se in it !

Answer 4

Too Scary

Answer 5

Too funny

Answer 6

Both. Scary is the pick that has more weight.

Answer 7

Thats an old one...heard that from my sister.
Its called "email jokes"

Answer 8

That's pretty funny....it's an old joke though.

Answer 9

funny

Answer 10

FUNNY! =D hahahahahaha