Polls & Surveys - 29 October 2006

A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of hookers. Everyday as he passes them, the hookers wave at him with their pinkies and say, "Hi there little boy!!"

One day the boy stops and asks one of the hookers why they always wave at him with their pinkies. She replies "Well...that is what size we imagine your penis to be...it is just a joke!"

The next day on his way home, the hookers repeat the tradition. The young boy stops and drops his school books on the ground, sticks all his fingers in his mouth to stretch his lips very wide and says, "HI THERE LADIES!"

2006-10-29 10:03:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Any other?

2006-10-29 10:02:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

smartkitty not so smart about that.

2006-10-29 10:00:35 · 9 answers · asked by ? 1

I've never seen one either, but I've been reported many times by one!

2006-10-29 09:58:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

What is Miley Cyrus's real name?
A. Destiny Hope Cyrus
B. Hannah Montana
C. Noah Lindsey Cyrus

What's Miley Cyrus's dad's name?
A. Robbie Ray Cyrus
B. Billy Ray Cyrus
C. Robby Ray Cyrus

What Disney Channel show did Miley guest star on?
A. That's So Raven
B. The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
C. Naturally, Sadie

How many brothers and sisters does Miley have?
A. 9
B. 6
C. 5

What's Miley's favorite type of food?
A. Fast food
B. Italian
C. Chinese

What's Miley's hometown?
A. Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
B. Austin, Texas
C. Nashville, Tennessee

2006-10-29 09:58:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'd put it in the Oval Office of the White House

2006-10-29 09:57:09 · 11 answers · asked by nobodyd 7

Whats your favorite quote and who said it

Try to get some funny ones too

2006-10-29 09:56:33 · 17 answers · asked by Why Not 3

So, the colors on this site are really boring, lol... So, I'm thinking the questioner for each question, the person who has the most best answers for each category, and the person who has the most best answers out of all of us choose a fitting background pic from the following website... ---> http://office.microsoft.com/clipart/default.aspx?lc=en-us

2006-10-29 09:56:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

You know to help them pick out clothes, see if the clothing looks good, if it's worth it; that stuff

2006-10-29 09:55:46 · 12 answers · asked by Why does my heart cry? 2

Lets play some Feud!

2006-10-29 09:55:29 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-29 09:54:21 · 30 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4

I know i do sometimes

2006-10-29 09:52:58 · 15 answers · asked by dkelli 3

Have you? What happened?

2006-10-29 09:52:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-29 09:52:11 · 24 answers · asked by ~Kricket~ 6

Is it?

2006-10-29 09:52:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

I love Braveheart. I know Mel is a racist ******, but I can't help it. I just f*cking love Braveheart.

2006-10-29 09:51:17 · 8 answers · asked by Ike 1

you choose,

I want rubber and chains

2006-10-29 09:50:31 · 12 answers · asked by DOMINATUS 3

Just seeking quirky facts, not trying to be a wise-azz.

2006-10-29 09:49:02 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

Do you? why?

2006-10-29 09:48:43 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-29 09:47:52 · 21 answers · asked by Friendless Wonders 1

I think it's the Exorcist. I have never seen a movie that even comes close. I still won't watch it alone.....

2006-10-29 09:46:31 · 22 answers · asked by Princess_29_71 3

I'm hungry and don't know what to fix....
my mind is just blank right now ..
I want something different

2006-10-29 09:45:20 · 22 answers · asked by soundlady 5

2006-10-29 09:44:57 · 17 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4

2006-10-29 09:43:57 · 23 answers · asked by Friendless Wonders 1

2006-10-29 09:43:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-29 09:43:52 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

Put an M if you think of a male and an F if you think of a female and please state if you are a male or female.

Skinny
Short
Hyper
Athletic
Dumb
Yard
Kitchen
Telephone
Sick
Dog
Television
Homework
Italian
Xylophone
Rain

2006-10-29 09:43:39 · 9 answers · asked by hambone1985 3

fill in the _______________, please.
Thank you.

2006-10-29 09:43:34 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-29 09:42:21 · 14 answers · asked by ? 5

2006-10-29 09:39:52 · 13 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4