Favorite Quote?

Question

Whats your favorite quote and who said it

Try to get some funny ones too

Answer 1

if something goes without saying....why do we say it?

dont know if anyone famous said it...but i sure use it too much....(i probly shud stop)

Answer 2

So true...

"If motherhood doesn't interest you, don't do it. It didn't interest me, so I didn't do it. Anyway, I would have made a terrible parent. The first time my child didn't do what I wanted, I'd kill him."
--Katherine Hepburn

"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives."
--Rita Rudner

"When you rescue a dog in bad straits and feed him, take care of him, and give him a home, the dog is grateful. This is the chief difference between a dog and a human being."
-- Mark Twain

"Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life."
--Robert Byrne

"Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist."
--Michael Levine

"Having a first child is like throwing a hand grenade into a marriage."
--Nora Ephron

"Men and women are like other living creatures: they bring children into the world with little or no thought about the matter and then they suffer and toil as best as they can to rear them. Men and women think that it is necessary to have children. It is not. It is their animal nature and social custom, rather than reason, which makes them believe that this is a necessity.

Don't have children; they bring much trouble, toil, and sorrow. What few advantages there are to having children rarely outweigh the disadvantages."
--Democritus

"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one."
--Leo J. Burke

Answer 3

I love really long quotes. I think it's funny I can remember them. Such as:

"It's the 43rd annual convention of the grand mystic royal order of the nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine." - Ray Stevens (song chorus).

"To the window washing platform on the side of the Sea Needle building to rescue Bikini Bottom from the clutches of the eee-vil Sneaky Hemit... away!" - Spongebob Squarepants video game

"We think he intercepted a top secret electronic device, stolen from a defense department contractor by a group of international criminals working for a North Korean terrorist organization." - Home Alone 3.

"What you wouldn't read about is how Ray Finkle lost his mind, was committed to a mental hospital, only to escape, and join the police force under the assumed identity of a missing hiker, manipulating his way to the top in a diabolical scheme to get even with Dan Marino, who he blamed for the entire thing!" - Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

And I also memorized the whole scene at the end of Christmas Vacation, where Clark Griswold is calling his boss all those mean names. "I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four-flushing..." And I'm going to stop there, because DANG!

(Family song: There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Sea) "There's a germ on the chigger on the flea on the hair on the wart on the frog in the hole in the knot on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea..."

Answer 4

You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy, and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realise? Ignorance is bliss.

-Cypher (from the matrix)

Or

Agent Smith:We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.

Neo: Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger and you give me my phone call.

Answer 5

42

Answer 6

- Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
{William Dement}


Fight for your opinions, but do not believe that they contain the whole truth, or the only truth.
{Charles A. Dana}


Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
{Dr. Seuss}

-In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
{Friedrich Nietzsche}


- The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.
{Friedrich Nietzsche}

- There are no facts, only interpretations.
{Friedrich Nietzsche}

Answer 7

'Why go up there? When people are dying to get down here?' Elder Guchekt i believe from The Corspe Bride

Answer 8

Here's a couple, from my favorite person to get quoes from, my mom ---

"It's better to be pissed off than pissed on"
"It's better to burp and taste it than to fart and waste it"
"Save the Earth, it's the ONLY planet with CHOCOLATE"
"All my life I wanted to be something, I should've been more specific..."

Answer 9

"you're never too young to die" said by Mickey Rourke from the movie, Stormbreaker

Answer 10

Time is natures way of keeping everything from all at once.