Polls & Surveys - 13 October 2006

There's a kid who lives on a farm. One day he comes home from school in a really bad mood. Walking to the house, he sees a pig and kicks it. Then he sees a chicken and kicks that.

When he walks in the house his mother, who was watching him through the window, says, "I saw you kick those animals. For kicking the pig, you'll have no bacon for a week. For kicking the chicken, you'll have no eggs for a week."

The kid was about to say something when his father walks through the door, also in a foul mood, and kicks the cat. Then he says to his mother, "You want to tell him or should I?"

2006-10-13 04:10:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

1. French Fries or Tator-Tots?
2. Chill Dog or Hamburger?
3. CocaCola or Pepsi

2006-10-13 04:10:16 · 21 answers · asked by ernie-h-in-the-place 1

Why does a woman work ten to fifteen years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?

2006-10-13 04:08:48 · 20 answers · asked by kekeke 5

2006-10-13 04:08:32 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

im so bored!

2006-10-13 04:08:16 · 23 answers · asked by Smart Girl 3

2006-10-13 04:07:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Where do you go in yours?

2006-10-13 04:07:31 · 2 answers · asked by anitababy.brainwash 6

He prefers me in a tshirt gown instead of victoria's secret, it is wierd to me, because I thought most males preferred the other.

2006-10-13 04:06:05 · 17 answers · asked by sweetsmile 2

He prefers me in a tshirt gown instead of victoria's secret, it is wierd to me, because I though most males preferred the other.

2006-10-13 04:05:45 · 8 answers · asked by sweetsmile 2

Or should I take it back to the store?

2006-10-13 04:03:27 · 7 answers · asked by theophilus 5

Thanksgiving Day!
Christmas Parade!
Rose Bowl Parade !
Orange Bowl Parade !
Fiesta Bowl Parade !
Gay Pride Parade !
New Years Parade!
mayor's parade, fall season parade, etc.
Easter Parade !

2006-10-13 04:02:29 · 14 answers · asked by anitababy.brainwash 6

2006-10-13 04:02:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Did I spell everything right this time? Sheesh.

2006-10-13 04:02:05 · 14 answers · asked by badgurl 5

mine were tears for fears, The cure, and Dire straits

2006-10-13 04:01:23 · 14 answers · asked by the star fairy 2

Me and my cousins used to either go skating or to the movies every weekend when I was growing up. It killed us that summer when the man who own the skating rink lost it.

2006-10-13 04:00:48 · 21 answers · asked by Lady Tee 2

2006-10-13 04:00:15 · 6 answers · asked by no munkey 3

I am just on level 2, but I have been doing this for a week straight. I love it! I don't even have a favorite catagory. I'm addicted to them all! I answer as many questions as I can. I read your answers. Some of you really crack me up! Oh, my question....how many of you are addicted too?? What do you think is the best catagory?? Do you give funny or serious answers?? Why did you read my question?? BTW, thank you all for the questions and answers.....I love it!

2006-10-13 04:00:08 · 5 answers · asked by emotional blonde 5

or is that makeup and smile face a cover for something much more evil?

2006-10-13 03:59:08 · 14 answers · asked by no munkey 3

2006-10-13 03:58:19 · 20 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4

No.... then what would you do?

2006-10-13 03:57:38 · 18 answers · asked by no munkey 3

2006-10-13 03:56:57 · 15 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4

that the cannibal passed his brother in the woods?

2006-10-13 03:55:54 · 13 answers · asked by no 4

on candy

2006-10-13 03:55:52 · 2 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4

2006-10-13 03:55:28 · 19 answers · asked by John R 1

2006-10-13 03:55:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

If you don't use it , you'll lose it . What is this in your life?

2006-10-13 03:54:57 · 7 answers · asked by anitababy.brainwash 6

seriously... what's wrong with them?

2006-10-13 03:54:37 · 6 answers · asked by ♥Ashlyn♥ 2

Like I said, he is always trying to eat me...

2006-10-13 03:54:05 · 16 answers · asked by POOKIE 4

Just wanted to see who remembers this one.

2006-10-13 03:53:33 · 3 answers · asked by homerbethy 2

First to answer correctly gets 10 points!

2006-10-13 03:52:37 · 4 answers · asked by gene_harden2000 3