Polls & Surveys - 5 October 2006

2006-10-05 03:32:33 · 10 answers · asked by Don't get me started 4

at work what would you say to your coworkers

2006-10-05 03:32:18 · 10 answers · asked by Me♥Manatees 3

I have tried, over the months I have been a user of this site, to answer questions with useful information blended with wit and forethought. I have tried to post questions to encourage the same, or to merely get an occassionaly 'read' on an idea or problem.

It is my hope that my answers and questions have had value beyond mere entertainment to those who have read them. By that, I mean that the answers I gave helped with your ability to enjoy life outside of yahoo answers, not just a mere chuckle online. That is why I got on this site, why I entered so much information that I made level 6 in less than two months. I felt I was doing good on this site, and I am wondering how many people felt the same.

Alexis, Melissa C, Turtle Girl, Cap'n Donna; you have all been wonderful in your answers and comments, as well your with and wisdom. I may miss you guys if I stop using this site, but feel free to email me through this site if I am gone for a while, and I will give you me email.

2006-10-05 03:31:33 · 6 answers · asked by But why is the rum always gone? 6

2006-10-05 03:30:03 · 18 answers · asked by Kookie 4

A boy walks into the bathroom and catches his mom sitting on the bowl in her
full glory.
He runs out to tell his father. He asks his father "What's that big gash
between mommy's legs?"
The father replies, "That's where I accidentally hit her with an axe!"
The boy replies "WOW, you got her right in the cun*t!"

2006-10-05 03:29:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-05 03:28:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Whether delivered on a silver platter or a brown paper bag?

2006-10-05 03:28:05 · 21 answers · asked by badgurl 5

2006-10-05 03:27:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

A female doctor can't fall asleep. the conscience and mind are discussing in
her.
the conscience:
- how can you sleep after you were unfaithful to your husband!
the mind:
- it depends on husbands! if your husband is always busy, he has no time for
sex; even the holy wife will be unfaithful. you were right, my dear... hush and
sleep...
the conscience:
- adultery differs! Fuc*king with a patient is unprofessional!
the mind:
- yes, but remember mary from the near by hospital. she always has sex with
her patients - everybody is satisfied and pleased.
the conscience becomes silent. the woman falls asleep... and suddenly the
conscience starts again with sarcastic whisper:
- yes, but mary is not a veterinary...

2006-10-05 03:27:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

of your oreo .. or do you bite right in.

Question curtousy of Boss Brat.. who I knew wouldn't ask it.

2006-10-05 03:24:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

I think I am done on this site fairly soon. The reason for this could be one of two things.

1) The site has changed since growing and now there are far too few people who want serious help and answers, in addition to appreciating wit and good writing done with forethought.

2) The site never had that, and I have been a naive sucker yet again in my life, spending time not on a lost cause, but on a cause that was never there to begin with.

C, I know you didn't mean that, but now I am faced with the fact that why I enjoyed this site is actually a false pretense.

2006-10-05 03:23:30 · 10 answers · asked by But why is the rum always gone? 6

The one thing someone can tell by just looking at you.

2006-10-05 03:23:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

I don't think I've ever met one.

2006-10-05 03:22:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-05 03:22:02 · 18 answers · asked by badgurl 5

2006-10-05 03:21:41 · 6 answers · asked by KC 4

2006-10-05 03:21:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

I got on this site originally to try and answer people's questions sincerely, and to have fun with trying to be witty and informative. Since then, I have come to realize that many of the people I thought I may have been helping were actually just playing and I have wasted HOURS of my life helping people who did not want it, or even care about the answers.

Is there anyone out there who actually WANTS serious answers sometimes? I can tell the difference between a blatantly humorous question and an seriously worded one, but I now know a lot of the serious ones are merely people messing around who couldn't care less about the answers. I do care, and I try to give good answers, and pick good answers to my questions. Problem is, I get the empression that is no longer the point of this site.

2006-10-05 03:20:32 · 8 answers · asked by But why is the rum always gone? 6

What songs do you like to sing? Does your spouse, or SO say nice, or please quit?

2006-10-05 03:20:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-05 03:19:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

if you had to give up sex for one whole year....how much money would you demand in return?

2006-10-05 03:17:55 · 10 answers · asked by Me♥Manatees 3

Family issues?

2006-10-05 03:16:42 · 18 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7

its the right thing to do

2006-10-05 03:12:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-05 03:11:17 · 12 answers · asked by Special 5

Some people seem to do it as a nervous habit.

2006-10-05 03:08:32 · 15 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and
during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not
know sex," he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to
do it properly."

She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. "Here," she said. "You
must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then
gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony for
what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and
screamed, "What did you do that for?"

"Tarzan check for bees."

2006-10-05 03:08:09 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

its got a lot of answers, and its a couple of days old

should I

a) go ahead and pick a best answer

b) put it to a vote

c) leave it up for a while longer

~if you need to know what the question is...it is here:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjdzQsyHlQVFjzgjfWBKyTcezKIX?qid=20061003125259AAtKLOp&cp=1&tp=3#all-answers

2006-10-05 03:07:31 · 16 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7

your baking cookies in your house and your oven is on for so long.

2006-10-05 03:07:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

cornelius
lucius
constantein
drake
lillilana
gabrial
these are the names of my futeure children:
lillilana mia ......
gabrial .... .........
I only want 1 boy and 1 girl

2006-10-05 03:07:09 · 5 answers · asked by chexmix 4

Like me? Woohoo!!

2006-10-05 03:07:00 · 11 answers · asked by Mrs. Kiedis 5

2006-10-05 03:06:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous