When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and
during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not
know sex," he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to
do it properly."
She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. "Here," she said. "You
must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then
gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony for
what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and
screamed, "What did you do that for?"
"Tarzan check for bees."
2006-10-05 03:08:09 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL that was funny
2006-10-05 03:11:07 · answer #1 · answered by Fantasy686 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny as all get out, but not erotic by a long shot. rofl
2006-10-05 10:13:23 · answer #2 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it, but its gonna take a lot more to get me to find this sexually erotic!!! But thanx for the laugh!!
2006-10-05 10:10:49 · answer #3 · answered by mustanglady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEEEE HEEEE HAAAA HAAA - that was a funny one. Didn't find it too erotic after the kick though.....
2006-10-05 10:20:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao eww ouchhhh thats a killer..u knows its as ad a pain as it is for a guy..
2006-10-05 12:49:42 · answer #5 · answered by lila 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! That was so d*mn funny!!! I'm still laughing. That's great.
2006-10-05 10:11:13 · answer #6 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just Funny, Not erotic
2006-10-05 10:10:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so funny, thats the joke of the day! it made me laugh!
2006-10-05 10:11:42 · answer #8 · answered by MARCIA S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I do
2006-10-05 10:09:59 · answer #9 · answered by Donald M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny although not erotic.
Nice.
2006-10-05 10:09:28 · answer #10 · answered by orangegodvt 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋