Polls & Surveys - 5 October 2006

2006-10-05 03:06:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

reduced to this insanity?

2006-10-05 03:04:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

long hair or short for girls?

2006-10-05 03:02:35 · 19 answers · asked by krystal_engel 3

a lil bit of honey mustard?

2006-10-05 03:00:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-05 02:59:27 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

Kingston, Apple, Sunday, Seven, Heaven, Lost, Female,

2006-10-05 02:59:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

I wanted to get some Lottery tickets one time and my wife insisted that we not waste the money. So I got up early the next morning, got the news paper and wrote down the winning numbers. Then I wrote down 4 more sets of numbers on the same paper. I wrapped the news paper back up and threw it back in the yard and went back to bed. When she woke up, she went out and got the paper. She asked me if I had looked at the numbers. I told her that I'd rather her do it because if my numbers were winners I'd be upset. So she said, "Let me see your numbers." I did and when she saw the matching numbers her face began to turn really red. I asked her how close I would have been. She said we would have won. I didn't tell her for 6 months. She thought we could have millionaires

2006-10-05 02:58:42 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-05 02:58:25 · 14 answers · asked by karkondrite 4

2006-10-05 02:56:50 · 11 answers · asked by KC 4

there's a millionaire like to throw a cool $100,000 in cash, to a person who can take a bath with or without cover on private parts right in the middle of downtown L.A. Would you dare ?

2006-10-05 02:56:50 · 13 answers · asked by alexcruz56 2

2006-10-05 02:56:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

My fav. is Gimli...Because hes a Dwarf and he reminds me of...well ME

2006-10-05 02:55:39 · 10 answers · asked by Gimli 2

Yeah...

I'm going to bed now :)

2006-10-05 02:54:07 · 3 answers · asked by falzalnz 6

coffee, where's my coffee????

2006-10-05 02:54:05 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-05 02:53:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

if you couldve chosen any first name, other than your current one, what would it be and state you original.

2006-10-05 02:50:49 · 9 answers · asked by Me♥Manatees 3

if you could make a sequel to any movie you know, which one would it be?

2006-10-05 02:49:58 · 7 answers · asked by Me♥Manatees 3

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the
bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and
panting.

"What's up?" he asks.

"I'm having a heart attack!" cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he is dialing, his 4-year
old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your wardrobe
and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his
screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his
brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor.

''You bastard," says the husband. "My wife is having a heart attack and you're
running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!"

2006-10-05 02:49:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

For example, I get so annoyed when people ask stupid questions! This one included! And when people report others for no reason!

2006-10-05 02:49:26 · 33 answers · asked by Smiles 4

if you had to be the underwear of someone famous, who would you choose to wear you?

2006-10-05 02:48:55 · 6 answers · asked by Me♥Manatees 3

2006-10-05 02:45:59 · 5 answers · asked by Naddo 3

2006-10-05 02:45:22 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-05 02:44:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-05 02:44:07 · 6 answers · asked by Naddo 3

2006-10-05 02:43:46 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-05 02:42:22 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-05 02:41:45 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ ☆ StarLiteGrl~98☼1 ☆ ♥ 7

2006-10-05 02:41:35 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for
help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask
your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then
go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then
come back and tell me what you've learned."

The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a
million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

"Don't tell your father, but yes, I would."

He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million
dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"

She replies, "O my god! Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out.
Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living
with two sluts."

2006-10-05 02:41:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-05 02:39:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous