A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the
bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and
panting.
"What's up?" he asks.
"I'm having a heart attack!" cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he is dialing, his 4-year
old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your wardrobe
and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his
screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his
brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor.
''You bastard," says the husband. "My wife is having a heart attack and you're
running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!"
2006-10-05 02:49:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Check out my other jokes as wel...You'll enjoy it guys.
2006-10-05 02:50:04 · update #1
HAHAHAHA......I tried that line too, my ex~husband beat my @$$ for it!
2006-10-05 03:09:18 · answer #1 · answered by Karen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mhmm lol, great heart attack for a buy one and one free deal.
2006-10-05 09:54:46 · answer #2 · answered by Red Panda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have hurd that one before!! but it still is cute!
2006-10-05 10:55:46 · answer #3 · answered by Adam D. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice made me laugh!!! And I am great at sex!! LOL
2006-10-05 09:53:10 · answer #4 · answered by Amanda Leigh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that joke lolz
2006-10-05 09:53:43 · answer #5 · answered by ilpadrino 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, good one!
2006-10-05 09:51:49 · answer #6 · answered by Bob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! That's wrong..... hilarious, but wrong.....
2006-10-05 09:52:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn!!! can u say clueless??? lol
2006-10-05 11:08:58 · answer #8 · answered by bored_ass_little_girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!
2006-10-05 09:53:37 · answer #9 · answered by Smiles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! wat an a--hole!
2006-10-05 12:44:55 · answer #10 · answered by lila 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋