which one do u like best?
No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all.
Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them
People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege
I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
Life's not a garden, so stop being a hoe!
What happens if you get scared half to death twice???
Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and do us all a favor and jump off it.
A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail, but your best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "that was f***ing awesome"
2006-09-02
18:32:18
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