which one do u like best?
No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all.
Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them
People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege
I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
Life's not a garden, so stop being a hoe!
What happens if you get scared half to death twice???
Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and do us all a favor and jump off it.
A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail, but your best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "that was f***ing awesome"
2006-09-02 18:32:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The last one about a friend. That is f****g cool.
2006-09-02 18:35:58 · answer #1 · answered by Junk Head 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
I had a man come in the grocery store tonight.
When I asked ~ Did you find everything?
He said No. Somebody told me I could find a million dollars on the shelf if I looked.
I didn't say he couldn't. I just said ~ {You've got to stop talking to stupid people!}
He said he loved my answer and wanted to know if he could use my answer.
I said ~ All day, every day, all the time!
2006-09-02 18:38:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everything will be okay in the end.
If it`s not okay,it`s not the end.
Life is like a sh*t sandwich.
The more bread you have,
The less sh*t you have to eat.
Ever wonder why the people who are against abortion,
You wouldn`t want to f*ck anyway.
Life is like a bed of roses,
just watch out for the pricks.
A woman without a man,
is like a fish without a bicycle.
2006-09-02 18:41:28 · answer #3 · answered by Rich B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail, but your best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "that was f***ing awesome
2006-09-02 18:36:56 · answer #4 · answered by mc hammer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege."
and
" Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and do us all a favor and jump off it"
2006-09-02 18:38:39 · answer #5 · answered by Polly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DI Do you suck *****
Recruit Sir No Sir!!
DI Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!!
Full Metal Jacket
2006-09-02 18:36:28 · answer #6 · answered by marinecorpsmos 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've got some good one's there.
But my personal favorite is still "86.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot".
2006-09-02 18:37:57 · answer #7 · answered by DNE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm here to kick a.. and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of bubble gum
2006-09-02 18:52:21 · answer #8 · answered by Tim H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The ...."never tell your problems to anyone".....phrase.
That one is sooooooooooo darn true!
2006-09-02 18:34:57 · answer #9 · answered by evanlah 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
people have the right to be stupid is my pick.
2006-09-02 18:38:34 · answer #10 · answered by blondewolf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋