Polls & Surveys - 2 September 2006

And never let them go...

2006-09-02 16:38:30 · 13 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7

i wanna swim in a 5foot by 5ft pool of pure pee? do u?

2006-09-02 16:38:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Remember him? The dry comedian?

and what was your favorite line? Mine was "I bought some used paint at the hardware store...it was in the shape of a house."

2006-09-02 16:35:01 · 3 answers · asked by kojak0527 4

2006-09-02 16:34:55 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

you all know by now that i am the greatest, most talented, shmartest, sexyest, most perfect person on the planit. if you thingk you are as shmart as me try to answer these 3 question's corecttly:
1. if peter pipper picked a peck of pickelled peper's how manny seeshell's did sister susy sink in the sand?
2. what is the airspead vellosity of a unlaiden swallow?
3. what is the third question?

if you get all 3 right you win and i will lay down my crown as the greatest, most talented, shamrtest, sexyest, most perfect person on the planit and i will even stop writting song's.

2006-09-02 16:34:15 · 21 answers · asked by BestGuitaristEver! 4

2006-09-02 16:32:53 · 18 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7

2006-09-02 16:32:06 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

W

2006-09-02 16:32:02 · 12 answers · asked by Maxwell Smart(ypants) 7

Rodney Dangerfield

2006-09-02 16:31:51 · 26 answers · asked by kojak0527 4

if my boobs were the size of 2 big screen tvs?

2006-09-02 16:31:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

I think Nicole Ritchey should get two Italian Greyhounds, one male, one female, and name them
Anna for the girl
Rexia for the boy
So when she calls them people will look at her and say, "yep there is annorexia"
Here Anno, Rexia! Here Anna, Rexia.

I should write for David Letterman, will somebody please forward this to him! LOL! For the people who are able to laugh despite my joke being close to home, bless ya. I do laugh at the fat jokes, and I have a problem with weight. But your situation is serious as it can be even more life threatening than being fat. I wish you all the strength and hope to resolve this issue in your life. Bless ya~
I like to think ahead, so in that spirit, I thought I'd write this just in case. LOL! life is too short not to LOL!
To the nay sayers shut up! All you who are so uptight about this joke make me laugh, I might have to come up with a joke or better yet, a drawing to reflect your personality type. Let me give you a written visual. Well even that is hard to provide as I have never looked at your anus(es). Now kiss mine. }0{

2006-09-02 16:30:19 · 5 answers · asked by jondulea 2

im busy

2006-09-02 16:29:36 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

a perve? did he really show the little kids of the show his thangalang? and where's the proof i want a website something if he did...LETS CUT OFF HIS JOHNSON

2006-09-02 16:28:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-02 16:28:24 · 9 answers · asked by falzalnz 6

Oh Did i do it to hard?

2006-09-02 16:28:22 · 20 answers · asked by Hey! 1

i dont know sometimes it does and sometimes it doesnt. can anyboddy help me with this? cause i am sure confounded bad! i nead sereas help. PLEASE! My girlfriend left and moved to florida cause she said i am not the greatest, most talented, shmartest, sexyest, most perfect person on the planit but you all know i am right?

2006-09-02 16:28:08 · 3 answers · asked by BestGuitaristEver! 4

What if there was no such a feeling? That would take 1 less annoyance out of our lives.

2006-09-02 16:27:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

The city I live In starting next month you can not smoke a cigarette walking down the street.....back in my hometown St Louis certain counties you cant smoke in the bars/clubs.....Give me a break I understand some people dont smoke but geez come on now. Who else thinks this is a bunch of ****?

2006-09-02 16:24:41 · 20 answers · asked by slk21 2

2006-09-02 16:24:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

im a broke mom that just spent her last $100.0 on her son's school clothe's for kindergarden! so yea a fun weekend at home! : / lol why are you home tho? if i had cash i would be out!!!!!!!!! : ] have a great weekend! stay safe!............................... if you do go out please dont drink and drive!

2006-09-02 16:24:18 · 14 answers · asked by always_happy_2_c_you 1

2006-09-02 16:23:43 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-02 16:23:39 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

Ok so thers this boy and his name is Dylan. And we used to go out, but now we've just been friends for a long time. But now he wants to go back out with me. I feel that if i say yes, my friends will turn against me. WHAT DO I DO?

2006-09-02 16:23:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

As in love, or togetherness
1) Alot/not much
2)When i see someone i like
3)I already have that

2006-09-02 16:23:32 · 5 answers · asked by See ya later aligator 4

2006-09-02 16:22:54 · 19 answers · asked by ☆Princess NonO☆ 4

2006-09-02 16:22:40 · 3 answers · asked by Krazy 2

2006-09-02 16:22:39 · 26 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7

2006-09-02 16:22:32 · 26 answers · asked by BestGuitaristEver! 4

2006-09-02 16:22:31 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-02 16:21:50 · 9 answers · asked by kewlchic189 4