You're at a magic show, and the magician is looking for a volunteer. He sees you and calls you up, so you go for it. But -- shock, horror! -- he asks you to lie in a box. You know what's coming. But you're not prepared. He says it's okay, just lay still. So you do. And the saw comes out. He saws through the box. You feel a tickling sensation around your stomach. He puts the blades in and seperates the boxes. You just lay there, waiting to go back to your seat. But then he opens the top box -- you can see your stomach stump pressed right up against the blade! He opens the other box and wheels it over. You touch the legs -- they're really your legs, you've actually been cut in half! How would you react? Would you want to be put back together right away? Or would you try to escape the boxes and run around in two pieces?
And if anyone's wondering why this question is for girls, the answer is: who'd want to cut a man in half?
2007-02-23
08:56:15
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29 answers
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The Joker
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