You're at a magic show, and the magician is looking for a volunteer. He sees you and calls you up, so you go for it. But -- shock, horror! -- he asks you to lie in a box. You know what's coming. But you're not prepared. He says it's okay, just lay still. So you do. And the saw comes out. He saws through the box. You feel a tickling sensation around your stomach. He puts the blades in and seperates the boxes. You just lay there, waiting to go back to your seat. But then he opens the top box -- you can see your stomach stump pressed right up against the blade! He opens the other box and wheels it over. You touch the legs -- they're really your legs, you've actually been cut in half! How would you react? Would you want to be put back together right away? Or would you try to escape the boxes and run around in two pieces?
And if anyone's wondering why this question is for girls, the answer is: who'd want to cut a man in half?
2007-02-23 08:56:15 · 29 answers · asked by The Joker 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
The answer "I would pass out and die from blood loss" is unimaginative and witless, not to mention boring. Come on people, where's your sense of fun (and humour....)?
More inventive answers, please.
And it's clearly not entirely that I'm so clever and imaginative.... it's that you're all so dumb and dull, it makes me seem more cleverer (yes, that is a joke before some moron decides to "correct" me).
2007-02-23 11:40:08 · update #1
I wouldn't want to be put back together. If I'm in half then I'm twice the woman right? lol
2007-02-23 11:44:50 · answer #1 · answered by It's just what i think... 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No I wouldn't want to cut a man in half - I'd just put him in a box and if the chainsaws handy cut his head off but not worry about putting it back together again, (unless it looks like the gorgeous James May from Top Gear)
2007-02-25 09:55:54 · answer #2 · answered by jgjersey2004 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You obviously haven't asked the right girl this question because there are plenty of girls out there that probably would want to saw a guy in half...and to answer your crazy question more than likely I would pass out and then die from blood loss.
2007-02-23 17:59:40 · answer #3 · answered by Mindy Lu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I would freak out, and proceed to cuss the magician out while pulling my top half up with my arms and punching him in the c0ck n balls, using them for a punching bag.. Then I would saw his little friend off, before I lost too much blood and died..
That is a very random question..
2007-02-23 17:01:16 · answer #4 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's probably one of the strangest questions I have come across on here... but for the record, I would want to be put back together straight away, but may try to escape as a reflex.
2007-02-23 17:00:34 · answer #5 · answered by Danru 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first thing is you must have a lot of time on your hands to be able to come up with a question like that!! but I don't think I would do wither of the choices you gave me I think I would go into really bad shock to be honest
2007-02-23 17:01:00 · answer #6 · answered by coco late 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I possibly would be dead by this stage due to shock from the sudden blood loss...otherwise Id probably be a little upset and let him know!!
2007-02-23 16:59:05 · answer #7 · answered by jeanimus 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i agree it should be sawing a girl in half
- never a man!
the girls should be loving the experience
- every girl should want to be sawn in half
she should want to be left like it for a little longer so she can have fun in half!
2007-02-25 16:22:05 · answer #8 · answered by jon h 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont think I would lie in a box anyways But if i was cut in half i would be dead
2007-02-23 17:00:31 · answer #9 · answered by Artsy-Fartsy-Momma 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'd be scared and want to be put back together, but it's not possible so the answer is really irrelevant
2007-02-23 17:00:27 · answer #10 · answered by ... 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋