Based on Johnnie's so late at the fair, but obviously modified....
(chorus)
Oh dear, what can the matter be?
Seven little old ladies trapped in the lavat'ry
Stayed there from Monday till Saturday
Nobody knew they were there!
The first was the Bishop of Chichester's daughter,
Who went in to pass some superfluous water
She pulled on the chain and the rising tide caught her
And nobody knew she was there!
The second was dear old Lobelia Lender,
who, trying to cope with a vagrant suspender,
Got all twisted up in the feminine gender
And nobody knew she was there!
The third one was our dear old friend Mrs. Humphrey,
who wriggled and jiggled and tried to get comfy.
But when she was done she could not get her bum free
And nobody knew she was there!
Who were the other four?
2006-06-17
13:04:33
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