What movie do these quotes come from and what do they all have in common? For ten Points!!
1. Happiness isnt happiness without a violin playing goat.
2. Isabel: i have something to tell You
Jackie: Your having Michael Jacksons baby!
Isabel: That, *and*....
3. Man: You cant charge me for directions!
Woman: I can do anything i want to baby, i aint lost.
4. Woman: You're a thief and a liar.
man: I only lied about being a thief, I don't do that anymore.
Woman: Steal?
Man: Lie.
Woman: I'm with someone who doesn't have to make that kind of distinction.
Man: No, he's very clear on both.
5. i am proffoundly and irreversibly screwed up.
6. girl1: Crème brûlée can never be Jell-O. YOU could never be Jell-O.
girl 2: I HAVE to be Jell-O!
girl1: You're never gonna be Jell-O!
2007-01-19
14:53:39
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ChainGangPrincess
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