1.(to the gate guard, after being informed that he may enter the studio grounds as a 'walk-on')" Let me ask you -- is this the lowest a human being can go? I mean, is there such a thing as a 'crawl on?' "
2. "I like my cheese in the ounces. When they start weighing as much as a Fiat, I get worried. "
3. "What is this? "
" It's my hotel."
" This is your hotel?"
"Yeah. Where are you staying? "
" Obviously at the place for people that weren't very generous and didn't adopt anybody. I'm at the Continental. Come over one day; we'll paint it. "
4. "God never said people make mistakes; where did you hear that ****? He said honor thy mother, and thy father, and thy Yankee contract."
5. " I'm old, I'm George Burns. "
" Who's George Burns?"
"I'm Uncle Fester, I'm Andy of Mayberry, I'm Mr. Roper, I'm Grandpa Munster. "
" Okay, okay, I get it."
2006-08-26
02:35:21
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