her and puts his trunk up her skirt.Giggling girlshly and too shy to look round,she says:"I don't know who you are,but I come here every Tueday and Thursday."
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A group of OAPs is on a bus trip when to the seaside when 1 of the old ladies comes up to the driver and complains she's been molested.The driver thinks she must be senile and tells her to sit down.10 min later a 2 old lady totters to the front and makes the same complaint.He tells her to sit down too.10 min later a 3rd old lady screams she's been molested.The driver decides to investigate.He stops and walks to the back of the bus where he finds an old man on his hands and knees."What are you doing down there?"asks the driver."Looking for my tuopee,"says the old man."Three times I thought I'd found it,but when I grabbed it,it ran away".
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2 Drunks are walking along a railtrack."These low stairs sure make for slow going,"says 1."it's not the stairs that slow me down,"the other says."It's the low banisters".
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2007-12-30
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