her and puts his trunk up her skirt.Giggling girlshly and too shy to look round,she says:"I don't know who you are,but I come here every Tueday and Thursday."
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A group of OAPs is on a bus trip when to the seaside when 1 of the old ladies comes up to the driver and complains she's been molested.The driver thinks she must be senile and tells her to sit down.10 min later a 2 old lady totters to the front and makes the same complaint.He tells her to sit down too.10 min later a 3rd old lady screams she's been molested.The driver decides to investigate.He stops and walks to the back of the bus where he finds an old man on his hands and knees."What are you doing down there?"asks the driver."Looking for my tuopee,"says the old man."Three times I thought I'd found it,but when I grabbed it,it ran away".
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2 Drunks are walking along a railtrack."These low stairs sure make for slow going,"says 1."it's not the stairs that slow me down,"the other says."It's the low banisters".
PLS ENJOY!!!!!!
2007-12-30 09:52:42 · 15 answers · asked by Wonderstar 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HELL MY LITTLE NASTIE FRIENDS WHY DON'T YOU SHOW YOUR FACES SO WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE,ME THINKS YOU'RE COWARDS PLS BYPASS,WHILE I'M STILL IN A GOOD MOOD OVER THIS FEASTIVE SEASON OK?
2007-12-30 10:14:53 · update #1
Low banisters... Priceless... xD
Brilliant jokes!!! xD
Have a wonderSTAR! *
2007-12-30 10:10:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
lmfao love them all
2007-12-31 00:14:17 · answer #2 · answered by Nicole H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don,t get yourself worked up about THEM NASTIES... they don't deserve your attention! Infact, your just encouraging them D@ckheads. I think some of your jokes are quite funny, so keep it up ! Het jou lief.
2007-12-30 21:54:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO thats freakin great
2007-12-30 09:58:03 · answer #4 · answered by Amanda 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
like the train track one, brill!
2007-12-30 09:58:19 · answer #5 · answered by Emma 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha funny me duckie !
2007-12-30 10:29:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha...those were hilarious lol
star 4u xx
2007-12-30 15:18:12 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funnie duckie!!
LOL! :)
2007-12-30 10:33:07 · answer #8 · answered by Babette 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE THE SECOND JOKE...TOO FUNNY
2007-12-30 09:57:46 · answer #9 · answered by BrownEyedGirl 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
eh?
omg. once, there were these two girls..
both about 14.. and they were making a video wich makes fun of dora the explorer. it was called chelsea the explorer. she had a friend name uggs.. ya know.. instead of boots, some rapping trolls, and whatnot..
so.. they are trying to make the theme song.. but CANT!!!
why??????
because of a dizzying combination of being delirious and idiots at the same time.
the end.
NO WAIT.
then one of them gets on her laptop and answers questions.. while the other lies on the floor in a fetal position sucking her thumb moaning "mommy!"
the end.
2007-12-30 10:00:20 · answer #10 · answered by lizziebeth 1 · 0⤊ 8⤋