action.He meets a girl in a bar and she takes him back to her place.Thor,having the stamina of a God,then has constant sex with her for 14hours.Later,Thor is boasting to his fellow Gods about his prowess,but Odin tells him off."You can't submit human women to so much divine sex,"he says."They don't have the strenght.You might have injured her.Go back to earth,find this woman,and apologise".So Thor goes back to the girl's flat and knocks on the door.The girl shffles to the door and opens it."Look",says Thor."Sorry about last night and everything.I ought to explain.You see,I'm Thor......"
"Oh.You're thor are you?"complains the girl."Poor you.I can't even pith."
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Little Johnny runs into class late."I'm sorry,miss,"he says,"i'm late cause I had to make my own breakfast this morning."Teacher accepts this but for his punishment makes him stand at the front of the class and answer some geogarahy questions."Now,Johnny,"says the teacher,
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