action.He meets a girl in a bar and she takes him back to her place.Thor,having the stamina of a God,then has constant sex with her for 14hours.Later,Thor is boasting to his fellow Gods about his prowess,but Odin tells him off."You can't submit human women to so much divine sex,"he says."They don't have the strenght.You might have injured her.Go back to earth,find this woman,and apologise".So Thor goes back to the girl's flat and knocks on the door.The girl shffles to the door and opens it."Look",says Thor."Sorry about last night and everything.I ought to explain.You see,I'm Thor......"
"Oh.You're thor are you?"complains the girl."Poor you.I can't even pith."
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Little Johnny runs into class late."I'm sorry,miss,"he says,"i'm late cause I had to make my own breakfast this morning."Teacher accepts this but for his punishment makes him stand at the front of the class and answer some geogarahy questions."Now,Johnny,"says the teacher,
2007-12-28 08:32:14 · 11 answers · asked by Wonderstar 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Tell me where the Scottish border is."
"In bed with Mum,"replies Jonny."That's why I had to make my own breakfast".
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There me Lovelies enjoy and pls no nasties thank you.xxxx
2007-12-28 08:36:10 · update #1
Thanks to all that gave me a laugh aswell but pls you nastie people pls stay away,and why give thumbs down go somewhere were you will be welcome ok?xxxx
2007-12-28 11:05:12 · update #2
The first one's great! :D
Thanks for cheering me up... I'm a bit sad... :(
But your jokes are excellent!!!
Have a star! *
2007-12-28 08:55:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard them before, but you get a star because the world needs more nice people like you.
(You should see my family-why do you think I'm on here?!)
2007-12-28 17:09:58 · answer #2 · answered by johnstonemac 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaaahah lmao rofl star 4 you.Thank you
2007-12-28 08:34:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHA!!! Thor&Pith.....LOL. LOL.
Kudos! ... 10* ..and 10* ... again!
Great, great jokes! LOL.
Thank you for the laughter, and have a great day/evening!.... hehehe.... Thor&Pith>>>>LMBO!
2007-12-28 09:39:02 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Huh??? lol....(sorry, i'm kinda a "blond" sometimes, if ya no what i mean) lol<3
2007-12-28 08:38:05 · answer #5 · answered by Lizzie<3..is bananas! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...both brilliant
star 4u
xxxxx
2007-12-28 13:48:37 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good1s
2007-12-28 10:48:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
v.v funny lmao.. told everyone !!! have a star
2007-12-28 09:53:13 · answer #8 · answered by les.shanks 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha very good
2007-12-28 08:43:44 · answer #9 · answered by Quizard 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what happened to johnny????
2007-12-28 08:35:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋