Entertainment & Music - 27 December 2007

Farmer Brown goes out one day & buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken.The cocky young rooster walks over to the old rooster & says: "OK,old fellow, time to retire."
The old rooster says:"You can't handle all these chickens; look what it did to me!"
The young rooster replies: "Now don't give me hassle about this old man. It's time for the old to step aside & the young take over, so take a hike!"
The old rooster says:"Aw, c'mon, just let me have those two old hens over there in the corner. I won't bother you."
The young rooster snarls:"Scram!Beat it! You're washed up! I'm taking over!"
The old rooster thinks for a minute & then says to the young rooster: "I'll tell you what, young fellow, I'll have a race around the farm house with you. Whoever wins the race gets full domain over the chicken coop."
The young rooster smiles:"You know I'm going to beat you, old man. So just to be fair, I'm even going to give you a head start."
The two roosters line up at the back of the farm house.

2007-12-27 12:00:36 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Booty call!!! How much 'junk in the trunk' is enough ...?

2007-12-27 12:00:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How often do you look at your 360 profile?

2007-12-27 12:00:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Tv movie where a girl is taken hostage by a trucker.?

She ends up wanting to stay with him, and they end up in a hotel room with alot of police downstairs. I think he gets shot?

2007-12-27 11:58:54 · 4 answers · asked by Chelsea C 1 in Movies

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Do you want to go to the San Francisco zoo?

2007-12-27 11:58:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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is there anything up tonight?

2007-12-27 11:58:51 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Riddle- What: Bleeds without being cut? Gives milk without eating grass? Can bury a bone without digging a?

2007-12-27 11:58:40 · 11 answers · asked by Wylie Coyote 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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When did you last have an ' Almost ' perfect moment ..?

2007-12-27 11:58:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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when u miss someone...whats the thing u do to make u feel close to them?

♥
i listen to music..or read thengs they wrote me, or think about whut im gonna say to them when we meet next *blush* even if we dunt meet

2007-12-27 11:58:01 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What would you add to the "P&S Stone Soup"?

2007-12-27 11:57:27 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is your favorite?

thing about your significant other?

Good Evening♥

2007-12-27 11:57:09 · 11 answers · asked by ♥Livin' Life♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What is your level?

The Inebriation Scale

0- Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as an army bayonet.

1- Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being.

2- Beer warming up head. Crisps are ordered. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse. Barmen complimented on nice trousers.

3- Crossword in newspaper is filled in. After a while blanks are filled with random letters and numbers.

4- Barmaid complimented on choice of bra/Barmen complimented on his boxers. Partially visible when bending to get packets of crisps. Try to instigate conversation about bras. Order half a dozen packets of crisp one by one.

5- Have brilliant discussion with a guy at bar. Devise fool-proof scheme for winning lottery, sort out cricket/tennis/football problems. Agree people are same world over except for the bloody French.

6- Feel like a Demi-God. Map out rest of life on beer mat. Realise that everybody loves you. Ring up parents and tell them you love them. Ring girlfriend/boyfriend to tell them you love them and they still have an amazing a*se.

7- Send drinks over to woman/man sitting at table with boyfriend/girlfriend. No reaction. Scribble out message of love on five beer mats and frisbee them across the room. Boyfriend/girlfriend gets p*ssed off. You buy him a Long Island Iced Tea.

8- Some slurring. Offer to buy drinks for everyone in room. Lots of people say yes. Go round the pub hugging them one by one. Fall over. Get up.

9- Head-ache kicks in. Beer tastes off. Send it back. Beer comes back tasting same. Say "that's much better". Fight nausea by trying to play poker machine for ten minutes before seeing out of order sign.

10- Some doubling of vision. Stand on table shouting abuse at all four barmen. Talked down by barmen's wives, who you offer to give a baby to. Fall over. Get up. Fall over. Impale head on corner of table. Fail to notice oozing head wound.

11- Speech no longer possible. Eventually manage to find door. Sit and take stock. Realise you are sitting in pub cellar, having taken a wrong turn. Vomit. Pass out.

12- Put in taxi by somebody. Give home address. Taken home. Can't get key in door. Realise you've given address of local football club. Generally pleased at way evening has gone. Pass out again.

2007-12-27 11:56:44 · 18 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Jokes & Riddles