Farmer Brown goes out one day & buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken.The cocky young rooster walks over to the old rooster & says: "OK,old fellow, time to retire."
The old rooster says:"You can't handle all these chickens; look what it did to me!"
The young rooster replies: "Now don't give me hassle about this old man. It's time for the old to step aside & the young take over, so take a hike!"
The old rooster says:"Aw, c'mon, just let me have those two old hens over there in the corner. I won't bother you."
The young rooster snarls:"Scram!Beat it! You're washed up! I'm taking over!"
The old rooster thinks for a minute & then says to the young rooster: "I'll tell you what, young fellow, I'll have a race around the farm house with you. Whoever wins the race gets full domain over the chicken coop."
The young rooster smiles:"You know I'm going to beat you, old man. So just to be fair, I'm even going to give you a head start."
The two roosters line up at the back of the farm house.
2007-12-27 12:00:36 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...a hen clucks, "Go!" and the old rooster takes off running. about 5 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farm house and the young rooster is inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. Farmer Brown, sitting on the porch, hearing the commotion, looks up and sees what's going on. Quickly, he grabs his shotgun and BOOM! The young rooster is blown to smithereens!
Farmer Brown sadly shakes his head in disgust; "Damn! That makes the third gay rooster I bought this week!"
2007-12-27 12:02:45 · update #1
That old rooster was more than a match for the youngster.
You can't beat an old co-k! (Am I allowed to say that?)
2007-12-27 12:36:27 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 06:40:45 · answer #2 · answered by beadling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lolz
2007-12-27 13:56:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl a smart old rooster
thx for the laugh
star
2007-12-27 14:37:16 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, the old rooster wasn't so dumb after all!
2007-12-27 12:40:35 · answer #5 · answered by Paulus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol I actually fell off my chair when I read this. Where do you get these jokes?
Do you make them or just find them? They are hilarious.
2007-12-28 04:30:08 · answer #6 · answered by Crazy Dude902 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was long but it was worth it! LOL laughted like hell for some reason...........
Well, it was cute and here you go a star
2007-12-27 13:18:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Wisdom!! Hahaha!
This is a goodie!
2007-12-27 21:24:53 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-29 02:47:40 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-27 21:35:31 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋