There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead on top of a building and it was on fire.
The fireman held out a tarp and told the redhead to jump.
Just before she went to land in it, they moved the tarp, and SPLAT she hit the ground.
So, the brunette says, "You won't do that to me, will you?"
"NO, of course not said the fireman".
So she jumped. And again, just before she goes to land in it, they moved it, and SPLAT she hit the ground.
So, now the blonde walks over to the side of the building yells down to the fireman, "NO WAY, I'm not that dump - y'all set it on the ground and step away.!!!!
SPLAT!
2007-12-26
03:58:21
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