There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead on top of a building and it was on fire.
The fireman held out a tarp and told the redhead to jump.
Just before she went to land in it, they moved the tarp, and SPLAT she hit the ground.
So, the brunette says, "You won't do that to me, will you?"
"NO, of course not said the fireman".
So she jumped. And again, just before she goes to land in it, they moved it, and SPLAT she hit the ground.
So, now the blonde walks over to the side of the building yells down to the fireman, "NO WAY, I'm not that dump - y'all set it on the ground and step away.!!!!
SPLAT!
2007-12-26 03:58:21 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Some of you don't get it - let me explain.
By them setting it on the ground, she knows they can't move it when she jumps, but the point is
"IT'S ON THE GROUND"!!!
So, she is obviously going to hit the ground anyway, and SPLAT!
She thought she wasn't dumb???!!!
2007-12-26 04:18:31 · update #1
splat to u too
2007-12-26 04:01:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
haha good one but i have anther one ok theres a blonde a red hed and a brunette. They're all stuck on an island with no way out. They find a magic lamp and a genie pops out and says "i will grant each of you a wish and only 1 wish each." so the red head says "i wish i had a boat to get off this island" so the genie grants her wish and the red head leaves. Then the brunette says "i wish i had a helicopter so i can leave this island" so the genie grants her wish and she leaves. Then the blonde says "im lonely now i wish i had my friends back." so the genie grants ger wish. lol
2007-12-26 12:06:14 · answer #2 · answered by Riddle 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a brunette between two blonds?
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an interpretur!!!
2007-12-26 12:03:25 · answer #3 · answered by drummer158 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha but i partly a blond and brunette but o well it was funny!!! and i love your backround!!! its the same as mine!!! hehe i love horses and i live on a farm
2007-12-26 12:02:35 · answer #4 · answered by Cay. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was ...cute
it would have been better if she missed the trampoline without them moving it :( but that would take too long to explain so its good the way it is :D
2007-12-26 12:06:31 · answer #5 · answered by skerg 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lolz thats funny
2007-12-26 23:42:56 · answer #6 · answered by *Mяz.ωαу* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one....Lol.
2007-12-26 12:02:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
muffins
2007-12-27 15:04:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Splat to you too.
2007-12-26 12:00:41 · answer #9 · answered by lokimulan 1 · 0⤊ 4⤋
That's good.
2007-12-26 12:01:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋