Entertainment & Music - 20 December 2007

Author: Fido Dalmatian, Professor of Doglish, Dog University

LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go.

DOG BED: any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room.

DROOL: Is what you do when your persons have food and you don't. To do this properly you must sit as close as you can and look sad and let the drool fall to the floor, or better yet, on their laps.

SNIFF: A social custom to use when you greet other dogs. Place your nose as close as you can to the other dog's rear end and inhale deeply, repeat several times, or until your person makes you stop.

GARBAGE CAN: A container which your neighbors put out once a week to test your ingenuity. You must stand on your hind legs and try to push the lid off with your nose. If you do it right you are rewarded with margarine wrappers to shred, beef bones to consume and moldy crusts of bread.

BICYCLES: Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush and dash out, bark loudly and run alongside for a few yards; the person then swerves and falls into the bushes, and you prance away.

DEAFNESS: This is a malady which affects dogs when their person want them in and they want to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly at the person, then running in the opposite direction, or lying down.

THUNDER: This is a signal that the world is coming to an end. Humans remain amazingly calm during thunderstorms, so it is necessary to warn them of the danger by trembling uncontrollably, panting, rolling your eyes wildly, and following at their heels.

WASTEBASKET: This is a dog toy filled with paper, envelopes, and old candy wrapper. When you get bored, turn over the basket and strew the papers all over the house until your person comes home

SOFAS: Are to dogs like napkins are to people. After eating it is polite to run up and down the front of the sofa and wipe your whiskers clean.

BATH: This is a process by which the humans drench the floor, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently.

LEAN: Every good dogs's response to the command "sit !", especially if your person is dressed for an evening out. Incredibly effective before black-tie events.

BUMP: The best way to get your human's attention when they are drinking a fresh cup of coffee or tea.

GOOSE BUMP: A maneuver to use as a last resort when the Regular Bump doesn't get the attention you require.....especially effective when combined with The Sniff. See above.

LOVE: Is a feeling of intense affection, given freely and without restriction. The best way you can show your love is to wag your tail. If you're lucky, a human will love you in return.

2007-12-20 19:15:32 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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POLL: Gap, Old Navy, or Banana Republic?

Okay, so they're all the same company, but which one do you like to shop at most?

2007-12-20 19:14:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who is from So. Cal.?

Do you like it here?

2007-12-20 19:13:45 · 19 answers · asked by pc 2 in Polls & Surveys

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AH HA! bet you've got no guts to answer this question this time! (maybe)?

Would you french kiss Michael jackson (1minute) for 1million dollars and it was filmed live all over the world. if you say yes. I'm defintly scared of you. And NOOOO I WOULD'NT DO IT EITHER. Lol

2007-12-20 19:13:43 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I have a large piece of the moon.?

Should I bake out of this world cheese muffins with it?

2007-12-20 19:11:42 · 4 answers · asked by Gonealot R 6 in Polls & Surveys

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How do you say it's 8 o'clock in French?

2007-12-20 19:08:32 · 12 answers · asked by Bring 'em on! 2 in Polls & Surveys

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do you have a hot cousin?

2007-12-20 19:01:25 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Are YOU ready for?

more CHEESE MUFFINS?

2007-12-20 19:01:19 · 25 answers · asked by Gonealot R 6 in Polls & Surveys

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any morning dew out there ??

2007-12-20 19:01:10 · 9 answers · asked by Preston 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you take your time to open your christmas presents or do you tear into them with a lot of excitement?

2007-12-20 18:59:40 · 21 answers · asked by Tre 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What are you drinking RIGHT NOW?

well i just had my coffee :)

u?

2007-12-20 18:59:30 · 36 answers · asked by You think you know me? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Yippee!!! Another Mountain conquered!?

I hit Level 3! Great or what? (only took me 2 weeks!)

2007-12-20 18:50:12 · 13 answers · asked by Man Alive! 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Who's the weirdest, or creepiest person that you ever went on a date with?

What happened?

2007-12-20 18:50:07 · 14 answers · asked by DO YOU LOVE ME♥*´`*•.¸★｡ 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What is your least favorite chore?

2007-12-20 18:49:22 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Why do all my questions keep getting that stupid GAP video?

I think the Answers people heard what i said, and they're trying to tick me off.

2007-12-20 18:48:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Buddha vs. Gandhi, who would win in a fist fight?

2007-12-20 18:48:21 · 15 answers · asked by Arienna C 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Shannara movie?

Just wondering if anyone is half as ecxited about the Shannara movie comming out

2007-12-20 18:46:52 · 1 answers · asked by buster_medow 2 in Movies

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Maybe there is a god above, something hallaluia what song?

maybe there is a god above, somethign something something oh song hallaluia
hallaluia.....hallaluia.....hallaluia, halllaluia
not the orignial compeltly diffrent

2007-12-20 18:45:50 · 4 answers · asked by Shae- 1 in Lyrics

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most common lines in movies?

action movies and comedy movies

2007-12-20 18:45:19 · 12 answers · asked by smallerballer007 2 in Movies

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Would the results be more accurate if celebrities and corporations came on here under aliases?

2007-12-20 18:43:49 · 3 answers · asked by rebekkah hot as the sun 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Who is the winner?

A competition was held to find out who is the best person in farting.

Three people were the finalists after initial screening.

The first one farted.The chairs in the room were broken.

The second one farted.The tables in the room got powdered.

The third one farted and he was chosen as the winner asThe statue of a man in the room closed its nose with its fingers.

2007-12-20 18:43:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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