A competition was held to find out who is the best person in farting.
Three people were the finalists after initial screening.
The first one farted.The chairs in the room were broken.
The second one farted.The tables in the room got powdered.
The third one farted and he was chosen as the winner asThe statue of a man in the room closed its nose with its fingers.
2007-12-20 18:43:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-12-20 18:56:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The joke is an old one and a good one at that. A good build-up is very essential to such jokes. A powerful punchline is a must.
You have hurried through your joke and therefore it will not elicit much laughs from the readers.
Be a master story teller. All the very best to you. Have a 5-Star.
2007-12-21 09:04:27 · answer #2 · answered by ven_god_ky 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The competition rules for farting is not clear.
The farting competition is for :
1. smell
2. sound
3. breaking
unless i know that i cant decide the winner.
2007-12-21 05:23:55 · answer #3 · answered by chidambaram k 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
statues are non living i think second one
2007-12-22 04:03:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simply Great ! Ha Ha Ha !
2007-12-21 03:14:40 · answer #5 · answered by *sandylovesall* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very interesting man
2007-12-21 02:54:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That dirty rotten scoundrel ! I mean the last one...
2007-12-21 03:53:28 · answer #7 · answered by Bruder 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny.
2007-12-21 03:52:46 · answer #8 · answered by Nina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
srry bt tht wasnt funny...
2007-12-21 02:47:30 · answer #9 · answered by (:__loll__ :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
Merry X'mas and a happy new year!!!
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2007-12-22 08:12:14 · answer #10 · answered by ♫§ФúñÐ Ôf §ì£èñ¢è♫ (Яudra) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋