Entertainment & Music - 19 December 2007

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted....

2007-12-19 17:29:12 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Would you unwrap me...?

...if I were a mummy?

2007-12-19 17:28:49 · 25 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

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is the words 'i love u' become too routine and lose its real meaning?

2007-12-19 17:27:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What do you predict will happen to me in 2008?

2007-12-19 17:24:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

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Classic joint of the day, (don't you get a feel good chill when you hear this)?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2Zfj5_Se5c
How ya feeling this cut?

2007-12-19 17:21:21 · 4 answers · asked by scorpio9000 4 in Rap and Hip-Hop

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breasts and fruit?

Men, would you prefer for women to have breasts the size of:
tangerines
lemons
oranges
coconuts
or watermelons

and why? or would you not consider that at all if you like her?

2007-12-19 17:18:17 · 16 answers · asked by ♥CeeCee♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Where's the worst place u've gotten a pimple?

2007-12-19 17:17:06 · 21 answers · asked by * SeñørITA * 6 in Polls & Surveys

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CAN YOU NAME 2 THINGS THAT ARE "TOTALLY 80's"...???

1.) WHAM!
2.) "Dial-A-Lash Mascara

2007-12-19 17:16:36 · 36 answers · asked by Georgia Rose 7 in Polls & Surveys

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If you had a sandwich named after you, what would be on it?

2007-12-19 17:16:17 · 30 answers · asked by Porcelain Doll 6 in Polls & Surveys

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M n M's or Skittles?

melts in your mouth, or taste the rainbow?

2007-12-19 17:15:43 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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POLL / Any thing better than Butter Beans and Corn Bread??

2007-12-19 17:15:21 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Poll: Is your love unconditional?

2007-12-19 17:14:37 · 23 answers · asked by Cheeky 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Gals like bad guys despite they know good guys are more reliable : fact or myth?

2007-12-19 17:14:36 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What's your dream?

My dream is to be able to support my family , in business for myself. I don't really need to get rich , just make a good living.

2007-12-19 17:14:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who is your favorite character from any Western movie?

I don't know if anyone was as cool as Doc Holliday in Tombstone.

2007-12-19 17:13:06 · 22 answers · asked by I am T-bag's b itch 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Better place to have fun: Vegas or L.A.?

2007-12-19 17:12:07 · 13 answers · asked by Lala 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Can't figure out who sings this song and its driving me crazy?

i hear this song sometimes on a show, or a commercial. its a woman singing, "do you feel like I feel? do you feel like I do?" At least that is what I think she is singing. its very cool and moody.

can anyone help with this?

2007-12-19 17:11:44 · 4 answers · asked by I'm Trying 3 in Other - Music

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How do you think they'll redeem Jack's character (Y/R) this time?

2007-12-19 17:10:26 · 7 answers · asked by ally 6 in Soap Operas

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What is your favorite soup?

I like bean & bacon.

2007-12-19 17:09:04 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what's your favourite...?

smell? or sent i should say.

2007-12-19 17:08:16 · 27 answers · asked by Bullet 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Do the biggest presents come in the smallest box?

2007-12-19 17:07:38 · 35 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What movie am i thinking of?

Im looking for a title of a movie that came out either 06-07.The basic plot is the world is unable to reproduce, but there is one black lady that miraclously becomes pregnant.She must survive to keep mankind alive.I cant think of the title for the life of me.Please help.

2007-12-19 17:05:46 · 4 answers · asked by tia 3 in Movies