Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted....
2007-12-19 17:29:12 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
am happy u all liked it....thnx
well ...shining star am a girl.....
2007-12-21 18:27:51 · update #1
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
im literally laughing out loud right now.
2007-12-19 17:38:35 · answer #1 · answered by cranberry 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?<
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son and went to bed early.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her lady boss Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.
"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday.
2007-12-19 18:48:12 · answer #2 · answered by cold kid 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i think of Gabriella Angel. That one's advantageous. i'm assuming aura Gage is for a woman toddler? Gage is many times a guy's call, so i in my opinion woldn't propose making use of it except she is having a boy. i do no longer basically like the call aura the two....perhaps use Christina or Katelynn?
2016-12-18 05:21:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-19 18:21:05 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I laughed loudly that's good and funny
2007-12-19 22:14:20 · answer #5 · answered by Parth 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its not a good one. Its the best one. LOL!!! Its really funny!!!
Star for you!
2007-12-19 20:47:01 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ ΛDIƬΥΛ ♥ ııllllııllıı 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
really funny
i luved it
i couldn stop laughing
i fell off ma chair
u made ma day
thnx
fantastic
keep it up.........
2007-12-21 00:38:49 · answer #7 · answered by crazy gal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaaa that was funny.i had heard it once and it doesnt get old.hahahaha.thanks for the laugh=D
2007-12-19 18:56:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute.....lol
2007-12-19 18:03:00 · answer #9 · answered by sweettee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... boy my stomach is hurting now...hahahaha...thanx for that big laugh!!
2007-12-20 03:18:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋