Entertainment & Music - 13 December 2007

2007-12-13 09:03:19 · 43 answers · asked by somewhat insane ♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 09:01:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.

With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.

Next she picked up a hacksaw.

The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

2007-12-13 09:01:17 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what did the dog say to the other dog.........



woof

2007-12-13 09:01:00 · 16 answers · asked by JB 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-13 09:00:55 · 51 answers · asked by Hyumby 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 09:00:55 · 17 answers · asked by randy m 2 in Polls & Surveys

Okay, What are some Lyrics that you can make for the main part of Grandma got run over by a reindeer? Most intresing and funny lyrics get 10 points :]

The part for Grandma got run over by a reindeer:

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog.
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd forgot her medication,
and she staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found her Christmas mornin,'
at the scene of the attack.
She had hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.

2007-12-13 09:00:26 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

im listening to tattoo by jordin sparks and i have candy shop stuck in my head

hbu?

2007-12-13 08:59:58 · 57 answers · asked by going [[nowhere]] fast 5 in Polls & Surveys

mean by that?

2007-12-13 08:58:58 · 27 answers · asked by gldnsilnc 6 in Polls & Surveys

Or have you ever had it?
If you used to have it, how did you overcome it?

2007-12-13 08:57:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I mean how do you do it? Write on a Christmas card "I would like to hear 'Work it Out' By Def Leppard because It's one of my fave songs??"
Is that how you state the request??

2007-12-13 08:57:38 · 1 answers · asked by Dokken Girl 5 in Other - Music

2007-12-13 08:57:11 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

That's how I'm interpreting it.

2007-12-13 08:56:57 · 28 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

1. have you ever smelled your undies after you take them off
2. sit on public toliet
3. told someone they looked nice when then really didnt
4. told a friend or love one their breath stink
5. took a pen from a waiter or waitress

2007-12-13 08:56:57 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Go on a Sleigh Ride together for 2

2007-12-13 08:56:28 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

thanks

2007-12-13 08:56:04 · 14 answers · asked by spdy 5 in Movies

Opinions?

2007-12-13 08:55:54 · 10 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

I love them got all of mine from Hot Topic my favorite store of all!!

2007-12-13 08:55:22 · 35 answers · asked by Amber Lynn <3 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 08:54:29 · 97 answers · asked by stfu, creeper. 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 08:53:53 · 57 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who will New York choose? Opinions?

2007-12-13 08:53:26 · 3 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

Which one is better and why?

2007-12-13 08:52:56 · 25 answers · asked by ♥ Emz ♥ 6 in Drama

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.
Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by pack mule.
We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife
quietly said, 'That's once.'
We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again.
Once more my wife quietly said,
'That's twice.'
We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time.
My wife quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead.
I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, 'That's once.'"

2007-12-13 08:52:31 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

been sick or ill or even depressed for a while and when you have recovered or came back after an while you look and see people have moved on a lot e.g buying a new car, or pregnant or in process of going on holiday

2007-12-13 08:52:14 · 4 answers · asked by Perfectionist 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 08:51:23 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mom - 2 funny books, cd player, granite placemats/coaster set
Dad - blender for fruit, blood pressure monitor (don't ask..!)
Stepbrother and his wife - waitrose hamper of luxury organic italian food

rest of the family gets various books/cds/dvds they wanted :)

What have you got for your family/friends?

2007-12-13 08:51:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 08:50:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What do you all do when your bored?

1) at work/school
2) at home
3) out and about not doin anything in particular

2007-12-13 08:50:52 · 32 answers · asked by ssst42 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 08:50:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Bear with me and this could be interesting:

- First see which number answerer you are and type that number.

- Then tell me how it did/does/will feel like to be the age of that number.

For example if you are the 3rd answerer, "When I was 3 I liked it because I could get away with anything..."

2007-12-13 08:50:37 · 15 answers · asked by KD 5 in Polls & Surveys