A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."
2007-12-13 09:01:17 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol
2007-12-13 09:19:42 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-13 09:11:37 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-13 09:04:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
lol
Thats a funny joke
2007-12-13 09:30:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am not a pervert or a sadist....
but still funny!
100/10
2007-12-14 01:36:59 · answer #5 · answered by Lawyered 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
g/f i though it was funny 10/10
2007-12-13 17:49:17 · answer #6 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice try its queit a lame joke
2007-12-13 09:06:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny to sadists maybe.
2007-12-13 09:10:26 · answer #8 · answered by MikeyG 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh,I got frightened after hearing this joke.Hope my wife doesnt see these sorts of jokes.LOL...
2007-12-13 15:57:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! I think that's Awesome...
2007-12-13 09:21:59 · answer #10 · answered by just nate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋