A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.
Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by pack mule.
We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife
quietly said, 'That's once.'
We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again.
Once more my wife quietly said,
'That's twice.'
We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time.
My wife quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead.
I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, 'That's once.'"
2007-12-13 08:52:31 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent!!! :D
2007-12-13 09:35:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You might like to know that Robert Mitchum told that joke (except his character in the story was a rich man) in the film "Not as a stranger" (great film and book-Morton Thompson),in the film he is visiting with his girlfriend's parents for dinner and tells the story-they being dumb swedes (not what I think, just their characters in the book) don't get it. By the way, you're pretty good on the jokes front.
2007-12-14 11:45:49 · answer #2 · answered by busterdomino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! 8/10!
2007-12-13 17:15:52 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kina funny, ive heard it before. Itd b funnier if she yelled, now its just more ominous and disturbing
2007-12-13 17:42:55 · answer #4 · answered by opengirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moderately funny, but I think I heard it before.
2007-12-13 16:56:06 · answer #5 · answered by Ace Librarian 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL
read it twice, now I understand
Not going to marry soon I think....
2007-12-13 19:13:44 · answer #6 · answered by Mike 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love your jokes, girl
2007-12-13 16:56:58 · answer #7 · answered by stoopid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny, like it.
2007-12-13 16:56:18 · answer #8 · answered by Wurzel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.Yes i would say definatly funny.
2007-12-13 16:56:19 · answer #9 · answered by JD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha dont mess with his wife or bang bang.
2007-12-13 21:39:37 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's once
2007-12-13 18:31:46 · answer #11 · answered by streetblitzer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋