Entertainment & Music - 13 December 2007

2007-12-13 10:59:39 · 40 answers · asked by micho 7 in Polls & Surveys

a Straight Santa comes and fills your stockings, when the Gay Santa comes and tries them on......teeheehee

2007-12-13 10:59:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-13 10:59:07 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 10:58:13 · 4 answers · asked by NIFman 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 10:56:27 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Rate this joke on 1 to 10. 1 being the worst, 10 being best.

Ok so there are these three nuns who dont wanna be nuns anymore, so they go to the mother nun and say "we dont want to be nuns anymore. how can we do that?" so the mother nun replies, "well, in order to stop being a nun, you need to commit a really bad sin and come back tomorrow and tell me about it" So it's the next day, and the mother nun say, to the first nun, "So what sin have you commited?" and the nun replies, "I stole a kid's bike." The mother nun says, "Ok that's a sin. Go drink from the holy water and you will no longer be a nun" So she did so. The mother nun said to the second nun, "What sin have you committed?" and the nun replies "I had sex with a married man." The mother nun says "Wow that's a good sin. Now go drink from the holy water." Now the mother nun goes to the third nun and asks "What sin have you committed?" and the third nun says "I pissed in the holy water"

2007-12-13 10:55:19 · 63 answers · asked by personxyz 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Let's try to make it happen.. everyone answer this! It's a free 2 points, so why not?

You can like talk in it or whatever...

2007-12-13 10:54:41 · 19 answers · asked by Ellen 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 10:54:09 · 30 answers · asked by Jamieson 5 in Polls & Surveys

Including body and face....

2007-12-13 10:52:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

you may as well get used to it?

2007-12-13 10:52:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

,36inch DD brearsts, covered in warm belgium chocoolate...1 inch erect nipp'les pierced with gold nip'ple rings topped with whipped cream .......Clean shaven minge framed by a open crotched leather thong .....Mosit saity c'lit smothered in blackberry jam........This is not ordinary porn........this is M&S porn!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-12-13 10:52:02 · 9 answers · asked by suzywong 4 in Jokes & Riddles

how mean was ian ?

2007-12-13 10:51:51 · 26 answers · asked by ♥BEX♥ 7 in Drama

whats your favorite CHRISTMAS SONG?!

2007-12-13 10:50:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 10:48:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what are you going to bring ?

2007-12-13 10:48:31 · 22 answers · asked by ♥BEX♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

They say that everyone has a vice...so what's yours?

2007-12-13 10:48:13 · 23 answers · asked by badlandia 1 in Polls & Surveys

Thanks for your answers :)

2007-12-13 10:47:47 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 10:47:10 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's -48 celcius here.

2007-12-13 10:46:50 · 20 answers · asked by Chamillitary Mayne 6 in Polls & Surveys

the past and knew what you know now...would you change anything about your life?

2007-12-13 10:46:29 · 15 answers · asked by Bark at the Moon 6 in Polls & Surveys

stay at my school...i go to a boarding school and both of my roommates are staying there...pluse my parents said they could care less it the even saw me this Christmas, they kinda sent me to a boarding school for a reason, so what should i do?

2007-12-13 10:45:44 · 7 answers · asked by Black_Rain 2 in Polls & Surveys

up until friday the 13th pt7, jason was played by a diff person each time. Then along came Kane. The only guy who actually wanted to play him, let alone 4 films. Little things like the way he turns his head before turning his body made him Jason. I know he was lookin forward to kicking freddys ass, but when watching that movie, you can tell Kane aint wearing that suit. It sucks.

2007-12-13 10:45:22 · 8 answers · asked by TheMakoTiger 5 in Movies

Or just a song that means a lot to you, or makes you think about things. :)

2007-12-13 10:45:10 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 10:44:46 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

The greatest generation aren't going to be here forever and need to get the story of hispanic soldiers who served in ww2 before time runs out.

2007-12-13 10:44:36 · 1 answers · asked by asker 2 in Movies

Once there lived a man who had a passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they had a lively reaction on him. Then one day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, "she is such a sweet and gentle girl, she will never go for this kind of carrying on." So making the supreme sacrifice, he gave up baked beans. They were married shortly thereafter.

Months later, his car broke down on the way home from work, and he had to walk home. On the way home, he went into a small cafe and called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk home. After making the call, he smelled baked beans in the cafe. They were the best beans he had ever smelled! He could not resist and had three large orders of baked beans.

All the way home he had gas.

His wife seemed excited and somewhat agitated to see him, exclaiming,"darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for dinner tonight!"

She blindfolded him and led him to his chair at the dining room table. He seated himself. Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She made him vow not to touch the blindfold until she returned. Seizing the opportunity of her absence, he shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not loud, but as ripe as rotten eggs. He took the napkin from his lap and fanned the air about him.

Things had just returned to normal when he felt another urge coming on. So he shifted his weight to the other leg and let go again. This was a prize winner. He figured that he must be done. But then he made a third fart. This one made the flowers at the table wilt! Yet somehow his wife didn't hear him.

While keeping his ear on the phone conversation in the hall, he again fanned vigorously until he heard the phone farewells, indicating the end of his freedom. He was the very picture of innocence when his wife returned.

Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked. He assured her that he had not.

At this point, she removed the blindfold and there was his surprise -- Twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party!

2007-12-13 10:43:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

In particular, for those of you who watched the holiday special...What would your three dishes have been?

After a few days of thinking about it (and yes, I know, they only had a few minutes), I have decided that mine would have been based on a journey through the holiday season:

First Course - Thanksgiving
Turkey roulade, with a stuffing of sourdough bread, artichoke hearts and pistachios, served with a butternut squash waldorf salad.

Second Course - Christmas
Garlic and horseradish encrusted filet mignons (a twist on prime rib, really), served with a potato and brussels sprout gratin (with a nice, bright green ribbon of brussels sprouts visible in the gratin).

Third Course - New Years' Eve
Cioppino served alongside a spinach and winter-citrus salad.

And if I had to do a fourth course, it would have been a play on Valentine's Day. Strawberry puree and champagne spritzer, served in a chocolate-rimmed glass.

I'd love to hear what you'd have made!

2007-12-13 10:42:47 · 1 answers · asked by abfabmom1 7 in Reality Television

I've heard myself in a recording singing, I SUCK! but i love to sing and my problem is that 1) I can't sing very high and 2) I'm flat. Are there any vocal things I could do to make my voice better? Anything at all? Like practicing something?! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! And I will not give up! haha.

2007-12-13 10:41:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singing

A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong" asks the mother. "I was taking pee and this bullet came out" replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking pee and this bullet came out". Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago. A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay" says the mom, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out." "No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog."

2007-12-13 10:40:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Who do you think is better or why?

2007-12-13 10:40:34 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities