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Ok so there are these three nuns who dont wanna be nuns anymore, so they go to the mother nun and say "we dont want to be nuns anymore. how can we do that?" so the mother nun replies, "well, in order to stop being a nun, you need to commit a really bad sin and come back tomorrow and tell me about it" So it's the next day, and the mother nun say, to the first nun, "So what sin have you commited?" and the nun replies, "I stole a kid's bike." The mother nun says, "Ok that's a sin. Go drink from the holy water and you will no longer be a nun" So she did so. The mother nun said to the second nun, "What sin have you committed?" and the nun replies "I had sex with a married man." The mother nun says "Wow that's a good sin. Now go drink from the holy water." Now the mother nun goes to the third nun and asks "What sin have you committed?" and the third nun says "I pissed in the holy water"
2007-12-13 10:55:19 · 63 answers · asked by personxyz 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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