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,36inch DD brearsts, covered in warm belgium chocoolate...1 inch erect nipp'les pierced with gold nip'ple rings topped with whipped cream .......Clean shaven minge framed by a open crotched leather thong .....Mosit saity c'lit smothered in blackberry jam........This is not ordinary porn........this is M&S porn!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-12-13 10:52:02 · 9 answers · asked by suzywong 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

hahahaha excellent lol.

2007-12-14 19:58:01 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0 0

It would work well as a sketch. However, M&S food porn jokes are a bit old now, lots of people have done it.

2007-12-13 11:03:20 · answer #2 · answered by Megan C 2 · 0 0

and just whe can i expect to see you in this choc,n leather thong.mmmmmmmmm. oh dont shave yer minge babe.

2007-12-13 16:47:11 · answer #3 · answered by fozz 4 · 0 0

mmm do we get a30 day warranty with it

2007-12-13 11:47:27 · answer #4 · answered by D B 1 · 0 0

lol.lol i lick it

2007-12-13 19:41:06 · answer #5 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0 0

good very good, very very very good.

2007-12-14 12:53:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

NOW I'M HUNGRY !!

2007-12-14 01:16:50 · answer #7 · answered by freakinjokers_serious 4 · 0 0

i am horny now
M&S?

2007-12-13 10:56:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you kinky devil you

2007-12-13 11:01:07 · answer #9 · answered by 316l 2 · 1 0

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