Entertainment & Music - 11 December 2007

2007-12-11 01:06:41 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

spilled your cup of coffee all over your desk and you don't want to get anymore becuz u just used your last splash of flavored creamer....

2007-12-11 01:06:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer, and . While enjoying his beer he hears a voice say to him, "Nice hair."

He runs his fingers through his hair, looks around to see who paid him this compliment, and sees only the bartender. He looks at the bartender, and says "Thank you."

The bartender just looks at him like he is crazy.

The man goes back to drinking his beer and eating his peanuts. The man hears a voice that says, "Nice shirt."

He straightens his shirt, looks around to see who paid him the compliment, and sees only the bartender. He looks at the bartender and says, "Thanks for the compliment."

The bartender just says, "I didn't say anything," and looks at him like he is crazy.

The man gose back to drinking his beer and eating his peanuts. The man hears a voice that says, "Nice shoes."

He looks down at his shoes, looks around, and only sees the bartender. The man looks at the bartender, and says, "Thank you."

The bartender says, "I didn't say anything."

The guy looks at the bartender, and says, "You're the only one in here. If you're not saying anything, who is?"

The bartender says, "Oh, the peanuts are complimentary."

2007-12-11 01:06:25 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

(star only if you think that this Q. interests you enough to answer)

2007-12-11 01:06:05 · 16 answers · asked by treving 42 6 in Polls & Surveys

A NEW RECORD!

Why cant Yahoo understand that the Hummer I was talking about was a truck?

2007-12-11 01:05:27 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Late at night
Billy is waken up by his mom's moarning in the master room
he saw his dad is bullying mommy which makes her screams so loud.
Billy saw his dad putting his d!ck into his mom
Billy slap on his dad butt and said
"Dad will you stop making mommy crying!"
and dad said
"if you want a new brother, shut up and go away"
so he went to bed hoping for a new brother to play around

tomorrow morning before Billy went to his primary school lesson
he inserted his d!ck into his dad motorcycle's exhaust and his dad caught him what he was doing

Dad said
"Billy, what the hell are you doing?"
with his arrogance voice he replied
"if you want a new motorcycle, shut up and go away"

2007-12-11 01:04:52 · 3 answers · asked by Val 3 in Jokes & Riddles

the killers sawdust cd

or

papa roaches- paramore session

2007-12-11 01:04:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

Mine is Dumb and Dumber, what's yours?

2007-12-11 01:01:53 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

like toast with jelly, scrambled eggs, mustard, and ketchup all together for breakfast?

i know i do!

2007-12-11 01:01:16 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-11 00:59:32 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-11 00:58:34 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It is hot in the office! I had to take my shirt off!

2007-12-11 00:55:57 · 22 answers · asked by Jon C 6 in Polls & Surveys

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/xfactor/a81471/cowell-imposes-same-difference-sex-ban.html


.......Unless he means with each other!!!pmsl!!

Only Joking,....... or am i???

2007-12-11 00:55:07 · 18 answers · asked by Ж DITA Ж 6 in Reality Television

2007-12-11 00:55:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Where whould you like to go...?

2007-12-11 00:54:27 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

HMMMMMMMMM....THATS MY IDEAL NAME OF A GUY...HE IS MY ANGEL...LOL

2007-12-11 00:50:56 · 9 answers · asked by sweetie29 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-11 00:50:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and garden gnomes run for cover

2007-12-11 00:47:40 · 8 answers · asked by secret agent 5 in Polls & Surveys

a tune ?????

2007-12-11 00:47:12 · 11 answers · asked by rudeguest 6 in Polls & Surveys

this is a somewhat serious inquiry...I couldn't find any others that I liked...can you even see the little guy?

2007-12-11 00:47:04 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-11 00:45:09 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm a grown woman... that place is effin' awesome.

2007-12-11 00:45:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I want to travel with Rev Run and the rest of the Simmons clan.

2007-12-11 00:41:50 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Has anyone been to see this lady? She was recommended to me by a friend, I went to see her myself at the weekend, was just wondering if anyone had any experience and could tell me how she was/how accurate?

2007-12-11 00:41:50 · 5 answers · asked by neurotica19 1 in Horoscopes

...I am just upgrading myself??

2007-12-11 00:41:19 · 14 answers · asked by Alice in Wonderbra 7 in Polls & Surveys

...he pulls a knife but, in a lightning fast move more fluke than skill, you manage to push him away before he can swing at you; shocked, you watch as he falls back to crack his head on the pavement and is stone dead in the blink of an eye.

From a previous story you saw in an old local paper you relaise the man is a repeat offender who always manages to get away with little more than a caution or very short spell in prison despite multiple counts of mugging, armed robbery and even rape, on one occassion. And now he's in front of you, dead.

You look around at the deserted street; definitely no witnesses or cameras. You aren't from the neighbourhood so no passers-by would notice you hop in to a nearby bus, and it's November so you're wearing gloves; no forensics either. You used to date a police officer anyway, a long time ago, so you know what to look for and you could get away scot free.

So do you just walk away and forget it ever happened or call the law?

2007-12-11 00:41:03 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-11 00:40:49 · 19 answers · asked by Mr. Johnny Walker 3 in Polls & Surveys

http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20071207/sc_space/bestmeteorshowerof2007peaksdec13

2007-12-11 00:39:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-11 00:38:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-11 00:35:50 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys