A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer, and . While enjoying his beer he hears a voice say to him, "Nice hair."
He runs his fingers through his hair, looks around to see who paid him this compliment, and sees only the bartender. He looks at the bartender, and says "Thank you."
The bartender just looks at him like he is crazy.
The man goes back to drinking his beer and eating his peanuts. The man hears a voice that says, "Nice shirt."
He straightens his shirt, looks around to see who paid him the compliment, and sees only the bartender. He looks at the bartender and says, "Thanks for the compliment."
The bartender just says, "I didn't say anything," and looks at him like he is crazy.
The man gose back to drinking his beer and eating his peanuts. The man hears a voice that says, "Nice shoes."
He looks down at his shoes, looks around, and only sees the bartender. The man looks at the bartender, and says, "Thank you."
The bartender says, "I didn't say anything."
The guy looks at the bartender, and says, "You're the only one in here. If you're not saying anything, who is?"
The bartender says, "Oh, the peanuts are complimentary."
2007-12-11 01:06:25 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the ***** joke princess
2007-12-11 01:10:31 · update #1
that was cute!! lol
which one got violated?
2007-12-11 01:09:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Hi Chris, Oh Boy it's a Redneck for sure if I followed you right... In fact I have a headache trying to keep-up with you...You are a true Redneck now My Friend..No doubt about it and it is funny in a weird sort of way.. A Big Star and I enjoyed your joke totally My Friend.. A Friend, poppy1
2016-05-23 01:11:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-11 04:03:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-11 01:09:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-12-12 02:38:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-12-11 01:10:05 · answer #6 · answered by mikeywills 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Received 2 violations as well yesterday, blooming Trolls.?*%%^.
Cheers mate.!!
2007-12-11 17:47:10 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke lol and don't let the humourless narrow-minded tossers get you down and if they do... send them to me so I can make them walk the plank!
2007-12-11 03:34:57 · answer #8 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-11 04:12:35 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't tell miss Goldstein that i am at the library !
2007-12-11 01:12:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, that's class.
2007-12-11 01:09:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋