Entertainment & Music - 10 December 2007

2007-12-10 03:35:12 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what would happen if you got rid of everything you have?

Thanks.

2007-12-10 03:34:41 · 7 answers · asked by Abby O'Normal 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 03:34:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.

"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that."

"Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."

The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.

The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."

The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

2007-12-10 03:33:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what did you do? who did you see? where did you go?

2007-12-10 03:32:28 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 03:30:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

2007-12-10 03:29:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

instead of just a suspension. and not come back.

have a trial period..and have at least 3 chances.

like 3 days. than next time 12 days. and etc..

i think so..some people dont even deserve a suspension.

2007-12-10 03:29:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 03:28:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There once were two priests, father Dick and father Ray.


One day after a very long mass, the two priests decided to hit the showers, halfway through there showers the priests realized that there was no soap.

So, father Ray says to Father dick "I have extra soap in my room, I'll go get some".

So he leaves to fetch the soap and doesn't bother to get dressed becuase who would still be in the church at such a late hour? So he comes back from his room with two bars of soap and is walking down the hall when suddenly he hears voices coming around the corner, so with his quick thinking he froze to the wall, stiff as a statue.

The voices turned out to be that of three nuns, who, when saw him standing there like a statue stopped to look at and admire him complimenting at how realistic he looks and what a nice body he has.

When suddenly one of the nuns reaches out and grabbed his penis.

Startled, he dropped a bar of soap, with this the nun said "Oh look, a soap dispencer", wanting to test the first nuns theory the second nun reaches out and also grabs his penis, again he drops a bar of soap.

With this the nun says "Yes it's true, it is a soap dispencer".

Wanting to get her share of soap and excitement too, the third nun reaches out and grabs his penis.

But nothing happended for he was all out of soap, so she goes on yanking and pulling his penis for the next few minutes until, to her delight, she squeals "Oh! Look, handcream!"

2007-12-10 03:28:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

your entire day whether you remember them or not?

2007-12-10 03:27:17 · 7 answers · asked by Idonplay 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 03:27:02 · 17 answers · asked by Lilia 7 in Polls & Surveys

It was Christmas Eve. Harry and Shirley had returned from an enjoyable midnight mass at their local church. They arrived home and spent a short while relaxing by an open fire before retiring to bed.
Some time in the middle of the night they were awoken by heavy knocking on their front door. Harry was very unhappy about this. He went down stairs and noisily unlocked the door to be confronted by disheveled man who was obviously the worse for drink.
'Th'cuse me thur. Will you helpth me with a puth."
"Help you with a push!" said Harry. "You drunken idiot! Get away from my house before I call the police! Irresponsible people like you should be banned from driving!" And slammed the door into the man's face.
He went back to bed and was astonished to find himself being reprimanded by his wife.
"How could you be so mean and uncharitable." she said. "Surely this evening's sermon must still be ringing in your ears. How the innkeeper turned Joseph and Mary away

2007-12-10 03:26:52 · 16 answers · asked by ? 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Do you really care about that person or is it just for fun?

2007-12-10 03:26:42 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 03:26:38 · 47 answers · asked by chrissy 7 in Polls & Surveys

And which was your favorite?

2007-12-10 03:26:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 03:25:42 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a lot of friends and contacts up in this neck of the deep dark Yahoo Woods but I am actually a pretty big fan of the sport of Wrestling and most wrestlers have a "Gimmick" which is basically the character they portray
So I was wondering, who do You think has the best "Gimmick" In Yahoo Rock And Pop?
Rockets Type O thing?
Bowzer's "Dog" gig?
Smiley's "George Hamilton" schtick?
My "Album Cover Of The Week" Rountine
(just a few examples)
Or someone else's gimmick?

2007-12-10 03:25:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

whether they're comfy, sexy, or just feel good!

2007-12-10 03:24:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 03:24:34 · 49 answers · asked by New York Chic 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 03:24:29 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 03:24:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

she seperated all the children by eye color with no explanations, she had all the brown eyed kids to the back, the greena nd hazel in the middle and the blue to the front, all the brown eyed kids were treated with little or no regard and when they spoke they were told to shut up and that they were basically worthless, the kids with hazel and green eyes were treated semi fair and the kids with blue eyes were treated liek queens and kings, up walking around , given treats etc. When class ended the teacher explained that she loved them all but it was Arkansas History week and wanted all the kids to feel what it was like to be segregrated she then asked them to write a paragraph on the affect it had on them. Do you think its a lesson all kids need to learn or would you be upset if your child was the one who was brown eyed?

2007-12-10 03:23:42 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 03:23:02 · 24 answers · asked by Junior 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 03:19:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I work in a quality lab, but spend lots of time on the production floor.

What about you?

2007-12-10 03:19:04 · 23 answers · asked by Abby O'Normal 6 in Polls & Surveys

If someone (whether male or female) thinks of cheating... in your mind, is that just as bad as having cheated?

Just curious. I watched, "I think I love my wife," and he almost went all the way...

2007-12-10 03:18:13 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Fair or a slap on the wrist?

(remember, it won't be an actual 23 months)

2007-12-10 03:17:54 · 22 answers · asked by §hizz. 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 03:17:27 · 24 answers · asked by Johnny 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 03:16:31 · 12 answers · asked by The Sidewalkinator 6 in Polls & Surveys