A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that."
"Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."
The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.
The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."
The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
2007-12-10 03:33:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
poor bastard
2007-12-10 03:37:33 · answer #1 · answered by - JR 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-12-10 03:37:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've used that one before, very good
2007-12-10 04:28:30 · answer #3 · answered by Quizard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah! Very cute!
2007-12-10 03:38:10 · answer #4 · answered by Lady K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all of yr jokes are very funny and i am hardly stopping my self from starring them!
2007-12-10 04:22:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
please answer
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2007-12-10 03:54:35 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol bet he didint get none
2007-12-10 03:48:06 · answer #7 · answered by katie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-12-10 03:39:36 · answer #8 · answered by married with kids 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one .
2007-12-10 04:25:16 · answer #9 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - Love It
2007-12-10 03:37:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good *
2007-12-10 03:40:20 · answer #11 · answered by hearsay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋