Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.
A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"
2007-12-10 03:29:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol had my friend read this we fell out laughing we love he jokes u posted here another star
2007-12-10 03:50:31 · answer #1 · answered by katie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-10 04:35:20 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey better to alf mouth full then not an whats point of flat chested woman mite as well be a man
2007-12-10 03:50:51 · answer #3 · answered by sallyaboulter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-12-10 03:32:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. best joke I've heard today.
2007-12-10 04:31:57 · answer #5 · answered by Quizard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a great one, WOW, Star for you
2007-12-10 03:37:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one 8/10.
2007-12-10 03:36:41 · answer #7 · answered by - JR 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lovely
2007-12-10 06:33:58 · answer #8 · answered by charlton_g_w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah I likd that one ha ha
2007-12-10 06:02:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
please answer
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2007-12-10 03:54:59 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋