Entertainment & Music - 10 December 2007

2007-12-10 10:59:08 · 7 answers · asked by Lady Scorpio 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Do You think that the deleted scenes will make the movie understand more because they missed alot scenes from the book!!

2007-12-10 10:59:01 · 9 answers · asked by Jessica R 2 in Movies

these m&m's are some really good drugs I will get a sympathetic high from my brain?

* I do not endorse recreational m&m use*

2007-12-10 10:58:50 · 13 answers · asked by Wish 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 10:58:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 10:56:57 · 13 answers · asked by Get Smart™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

(Finally, a way to know what to pitch and what to save!)

THE GAG TEST
Anything that makes you gag is spoiled (except for leftovers from what you cooked for yourself last night).

EGGS
When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg is probably past its prime.

DAIRY PRODUCTS
Milk is spoiled when it starts to look like yogurt. Yogurt is spoiled when it starts to look like cottage cheese. Cottage cheese is spoiled when it starts to look like regular cheese. Regular cheese is nothing but spoiled milk anyway and can't get any more spoiled than it is already. Cheddar cheese is spoiled when you think it is blue cheese but you realize you've never purchased that kind.

MAYONNAISE
If it makes you violently ill after you eat it, the mayonnaise is spoiled.

FROZEN FOODS
Frozen foods that have become an integral part of the defrosting problem in your freezer compartment will probably be spoiled - (or wrecked anyway) by the time you pry them out with a kitchen knife.

EXPIRATION DATES
This is NOT a marketing ploy to encourage you to throw away perfectly good food so that you'll spend more on groceries. Perhaps you'd benefit by having a calendar in your kitchen.

MEAT
If opening the refrigerator door causes stray animals from a three-block radius to congregate outside your house, the meat is spoiled.

BREAD
Sesame seeds and Poppy seeds are the only officially acceptable "spots" that should be seen on the surface of any loaf of bread. Fuzzy and hairy looking white or green growth areas are a good indication that your bread has turned into a pharmaceutical laboratory experiment.

FLOUR
Flour is spoiled when it wiggles.

SALT
It never spoils.

CEREAL
It is generally a good rule of thumb that cereal should be discarded when it is two years or longer beyond the expiration date.

LETTUCE
Bibb lettuce is spoiled when you can't get it off the bottom of the vegetable crisper without Comet. Romaine lettuce is spoiled when it turns liquid.

CANNED GOODS
Any canned goods that have become the size or shape of a softball should be disposed of. Carefully.

CARROTS
A carrot that you can tie a clove hitch in is not fresh.

RAISINS
Raisins should not be harder than your teeth.

POTATOES
Fresh potatoes do not have roots, branches, or dense, leafy undergrowth.

CHIP DIP
If you can take it out of its container and bounce it on the floor, it has gone bad.

EMPTY CONTAINERS
Putting empty containers back into the refrigerator is an old trick, but it only works if you live with someone or have a maid.

UNMARKED ITEMS
You know it is well beyond prime when you're tempted to discard the Tupperware along with the food. Generally speaking, Tupperware containers should not burp when you open them.

GENERAL RULE OF THUMB
Most food cannot be kept longer than the average life span of a hamster. Keep a hamster in or nearby your refrigerator to gauge this.

2007-12-10 10:56:51 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I heard it on the radio it goes like: "country boys and girls gettin down on the farm"♥

2007-12-10 10:56:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

:)

2007-12-10 10:55:54 · 40 answers · asked by yelhsa 4 in Polls & Surveys

hey! *guys. soo what do you think. when i say scene hair i mean a girl with long-ish hair with a fringe && choppy layers. im just wonderin soo yea. also put why or why not you like those kinda girls

2007-12-10 10:55:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 10:55:40 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my bro (16) was arrested sunday morning and has been put on bail until feb for placing metal poles on the railway track which made the news and his arrest was in the local paper today
he did not do this and the two guys that did have confessed it was them and said the 5 other boys arrest had nothing to do with this which is true coz they was at mine at the time of the crime will my bro still have to go to court coz of this and will it appear as a crimial record

2007-12-10 10:55:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If they jumped off a cliff, you'd do it too?

2007-12-10 10:53:57 · 9 answers · asked by ShrunkenFro™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I just want to see how many alcoholics out here. XD

2007-12-10 10:53:39 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i need a name for this pink UBS thingy. something other that pink panther or pink floyd. but what? please help.

2007-12-10 10:53:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 10:51:14 · 17 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

I looked at pictures of him recently, and he looks like he's aged three times as fast as the rest of the world.

Goodbye Chachi

2007-12-10 10:51:14 · 5 answers · asked by Mdme. Mango Keeps it Real 7 in Celebrities

2007-12-10 10:50:46 · 16 answers · asked by mary kell 1 in Lyrics

2007-12-10 10:50:31 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 10:49:24 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

allowed to give more, if to hard

2007-12-10 10:49:19 · 16 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 10:48:17 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.

A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise."

"Yes, Mrs. Kisselman?" the pastor prompted.

"Two months ago," she began in a firm, clear voice as she turned to the packed house, "my husband, Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."

You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced.

She continued, "Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation. They were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Jim's scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."

Again, the men in the congregation squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Jim.

She went on, "Now, Jim is out of the hospital and, the doctors say, with time, his scrotum should recover completely."

The lady made a slight bow of thanks and headed back for her pew as all the men sighed with relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had anything to say.

A man rose and walked to the podium. He said, "I'm Jim. I just wanted to tell my wife, once again, that the word is sternum!

2007-12-10 10:47:08 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Ding a Ling the Christmas Bell? If so, does it make you cry? I always cry for Ding a Ling- he's alot like me!

2007-12-10 10:47:02 · 9 answers · asked by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 in Country

only to realize it has been asked

and your not that clever

2007-12-10 10:46:26 · 34 answers · asked by Wish 4 in Polls & Surveys

I took this pic from my backyard a few nights ago.

http://s144.photobucket.com/albums/r185/RoxyFoxy465/?action=view¤t=IMG_1776.jpg

"and the sun fell into oranges and reds that looked like the end of the world. burning past what words could ever describe"

2007-12-10 10:45:59 · 26 answers · asked by Pete Wentz 4ever! 4 in Polls & Surveys

...as soon as you get them or all at once?

2007-12-10 10:45:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

well for me its spending my first xmas as a married and my first time cooking xmas dinner ahhhhhhh lol

2007-12-10 10:45:10 · 12 answers · asked by dd 4 in Polls & Surveys

or did you un-check that option?

I'm starting to feel swamped going through my inbox.

2007-12-10 10:45:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 10:44:43 · 47 answers · asked by KT Jane 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 10:44:17 · 5 answers · asked by I am T-bag's b itch 6 in Polls & Surveys