Entertainment & Music - 10 December 2007

Sorry...Affair #1 got a violation...the trolls are out.

The 2nd Affair ...A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?" The wife smiled sweetly and replied: "Not this time!"

Pls star if you liked this one. Thx.

2007-12-10 10:40:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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If there were to be a theme song.......???

for P&S what would the theme song be??

I would nominate "Here Comes A Regular" by the Replacements

(I know not many probably know that one but it would fit great)

2007-12-10 10:40:20 · 7 answers · asked by jeenious 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Popsicles Humor/jokes?

Any rofl (rolling on floor laughing) jokes on popsicles? Gotta be school appropriate!!!

2007-12-10 10:40:20 · 2 answers · asked by ahmedsyed2 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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Would you rather???

Be a werewolf or a vampire??

2007-12-10 10:39:53 · 29 answers · asked by Raelinskidanya 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you use namecalling against people?

2007-12-10 10:39:49 · 11 answers · asked by C * 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Have You Heard This Christmas Story?

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.

One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.

The letter read:

"Dear God,
I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?

Sincerely,
Edna

The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

Christmas came and went. ,

A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.

It read,

"Dear God,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.
By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it must have been those bastards at the Post Office.

Edna

2007-12-10 10:39:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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After you die what do you think people will say on your behalf?

2007-12-10 10:39:11 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever owned a straight jacket or wanted to own one?

2007-12-10 10:38:51 · 7 answers · asked by I am T-bag's b itch 6 in Polls & Surveys

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I found a suspension-notice from 1867 could I sell it at Ebay?

Also I have a shoe box full of violation notices from the civil war.
Yesterday I got a best answer from 1774 Mozart was still alive.

2007-12-10 10:38:47 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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does anyone know any good songs that I probably havent heard yet?

Im big into alternative rock, rock, and pop

2007-12-10 10:38:39 · 2 answers · asked by Casey R 2 in Other - Music

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What is wrong with asking so many questions?

I ADMIT, i have asked a lot of questions about eyebrows and hair lately,but what exactly is wrong with it. You don't have to answer it if you don't want to, its only for the people who relate to the question.
How am i violating yahoo answers?

WHY AM I BEING REPORTED FOR IT?!

2007-12-10 10:37:38 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Were you a good kid or a bad kid growing up?

In school, I'm good in some classes, others I'm just a horrible child. Outside, I'm fairly good

2007-12-10 10:37:19 · 18 answers · asked by Coolio 5 in Polls & Surveys

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who would you nominate?

with 2007 coming to an end its time to vote on the P&S ****** of the year. who do you think deserves the title?

2007-12-10 10:37:04 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever seen something so cute that it inspired vomit?

2007-12-10 10:36:43 · 7 answers · asked by I am T-bag's b itch 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Chris Brown?!?

What's the big attraction? He's 5' 3" and is nearly bald.

2007-12-10 10:36:05 · 8 answers · asked by Mr. Crowley 5 in Celebrities

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can I have a star?

2007-12-10 10:36:02 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Are you the type of person who gives there opinion - regardless if it hurts their feeling or not?

2007-12-10 10:35:58 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever had sex with a priest ?

How did it go ?

2007-12-10 10:35:37 · 10 answers · asked by hoobadooba 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Why can the Hollywood crowd politic for a cop killer to go free yet want to hang Michael Vick?

We accept hardened criminals who have found jesus christ after killing a family and Oprah will say he is an okay dude yet the political correctness crowd is calling for the lynching of michael vick even after he get 23 months. I have known people who have go less time for killing a human being.
We have the Hollywood crown Mike Farrel, Ed Asner, Susan Sarandon who want to free a convicted cop killer. Mike Vick should be punished but he made a mistake and there will be atonement.

2007-12-10 10:35:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Funny or not...?? Marital Affair #4....?

The 4th Affair... A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you," she said, " pretend you're a statue." "What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh it's a statue," she replied, "the Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too." No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. "Here," he said to the statue, have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing."

Pls star if you liked it. Thanx.

2007-12-10 10:35:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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I have the treadmill in the dinning room but i just keep walking by looking at it?

Do you do that or do you actually use it. I will use it tommorrow.

2007-12-10 10:33:47 · 15 answers · asked by Cowgirl lost seahorse 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you let your pet(s) on the bed?

I have two dogs, and every time I walked in the room my little chiwawa/terrier/doxen is "smiling" and "sneezing" at me and the other one is all wagging her tail. I just gave into it

2007-12-10 10:33:44 · 19 answers · asked by Coolio 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What is your cell phone provider?

2007-12-10 10:33:08 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Allison♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

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the last tonight?

just bought the new liverpool fc advent calender, only problem is all the windows are boarded up, and some fu*kers nicked all the chocolates

2007-12-10 10:33:01 · 11 answers · asked by roger the alien 2 in Jokes & Riddles