There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.
The letter read:
"Dear God,
I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?
Sincerely,
Edna
The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.
Christmas came and went. ,
A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.
It read,
"Dear God,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.
By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it must have been those bastards at the Post Office.
Edna
2007-12-10 10:39:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow you are just on a roll, where are you getting this stuff? its great, thanks. Merry Christmas to you and yours. God bless
2007-12-11 08:37:30 · answer #1 · answered by mom of 4 boys 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
IMAO! that was really funny. i started lafing so loud that my mom had to come in and see what was so funny. lol she got mad because i'm listening to the radio and she doesn't like it when i listen to music and do my homework. but she was kinda happy that i was listening to britney spears because she likes her thats what's on at 103 Kiss Fm and i don't like britney but it's a short song so i don't care.
2007-12-10 13:36:19 · answer #2 · answered by Jessica 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha Good one! Merry Christmas!
2007-12-10 10:55:29 · answer #3 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did my grandma write the letters - it sounds like her.
2007-12-10 12:35:27 · answer #4 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny - funnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - am sending this one to my friend who works at the Post Office! Thanks for another good laugh! CJ
2007-12-10 15:48:15 · answer #5 · answered by CJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thank you for sharing this i really enjoyed every part of it and a merry Christmas to you also :)
2007-12-10 15:18:08 · answer #6 · answered by this account is no longer in use 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was great!!! It just goes to show you, "a good deed never goes unpunished"!!!
2007-12-11 05:09:25 · answer #7 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2007-12-10 10:44:25 · answer #8 · answered by ~Havanas~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah, cute.
=]
2007-12-10 11:09:21 · answer #9 · answered by CIWWAF ♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha oh my oooops
2007-12-10 15:23:52 · answer #10 · answered by omahapamela 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋